DJR Posted March 26, 2020 Share The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple’s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work.,” the daughter-in-law answered. “But you’re NAKED!” the mother-in-law exclaimed. “This is my Love Dress.” the daughter-in-law explained. “Love Dress? But you’re naked!” “My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute.” The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the way home, she thought about the Love Dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally, her husband got home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door. “What are you doing?” He exclaimed. “This is My Love Dress.” She replied. “Needs ironing,” he said. This story can have three endings: 1. His eyesight wasn't so good anymore, he saw her love dress as he remembered it, they rekindled their passion and lived happily ever after. or 2. Her hearing wasn't so good anymore and she heard him say "Hi honey". She got dressed and they managed to live unhappily ever after. or 3. Shortly after, he died horribly of rat poison. Steven Knoetze (sk27) and geomark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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