Eddy Gordo Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.When all is ready he begins to speak:"My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.""My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.“Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".The wife replies,“The asshole had a paper route." Hairy 1
Bonus Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 Brilliant  I could do it, but in reverse . . . .Â
geomark Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 My 2020 sentiment in a nutshell. Bonus and DJR 2
Eddy Gordo Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) Damn, I had to check for myself  Edited March 29, 2020 by Eddy Gordo geomark and Hairy 2
geomark Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 Damn, I had to check for myself Err.jpgKudos for ensuring you don’t post fake news ???? Hairy and Bonus 2
Bonus Posted March 29, 2020 Posted March 29, 2020 Keep 'em coming! We need the humour right now . . .Â
NotSoBigBen Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 Aweh! geomark, 428 others, Bonus and 5 others 8
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