Fish Eagle Posted February 8, 2012 Posted February 8, 2012 Rules For Driving In South Africa 1. Never indicate - it gives away your next move. A real south African driver never uses indicators. 2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, this space will be filled by at least 2 taxis and a BMW, putting you in an even more dangerous situation. 3. The faster you drive through a red light, the less chance you have of getting hit. 4. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will only result in you being rear-ended. 5. Braking should be as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving you a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs. 6. Never pass on the right when you can pass on the left. It's a good way to check if the people entering the highway are awake. 7. Speed limits are arbitrary, given only as a guideline. They are especially NOT applicable in South Africa during rush hour. That's why it's called 'rush hour....' 8. Just because you're in the right lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that the South African driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot. 9. Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tyre. Never stop to help - you will be mugged. 10. Learn to swerve abruptly. South Africa is the home of the high-speed slalom driver thanks to the government, placing holes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes. 11. It is traditional to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light turns green. This prevents storks from building nests on top of the traffic light and birds from making deposits on your car. 12. Remember that the goal of every South African driver is to get there first, by whatever means necessary. 13. On average, at least three cars can still go through an intersection after the light has turned red. It's people not adhering to this basic principle that cause the big traffic jams during rush hour.
stratus5 Posted February 8, 2012 Posted February 8, 2012 Bust! Looking down the cleavage ... think she suspects?  http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyu5abriJg1r3gb3zo1_500.gif
Hairy Posted February 8, 2012 Posted February 8, 2012 She looks like thishttp://dirt.mpora.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/montage_portrait_hd.jpg and She rides on this http://dirt.mpora.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Tracey_Bike-1024x682.jpg and Like thishttp://dirt.mpora.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Tracey_fast-1024x682.jpg
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted February 8, 2012 Posted February 8, 2012 She looks like thishttp://dirt.mpora.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/montage_portrait_hd.jpgand She rides on this http://dirt.mpora.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Tracey_Bike-1024x682.jpg and Like thishttp://dirt.mpora.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Tracey_fast-1024x682.jpg And she is super hot...
forkie Posted February 8, 2012 Posted February 8, 2012 She looks like thishttp://dirt.mpora.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/montage_portrait_hd.jpgand She rides on this http://dirt.mpora.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Tracey_Bike-1024x682.jpg and Like thishttp://dirt.mpora.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Tracey_fast-1024x682.jpg She could use some Colgate with extra whitening...
Hairy Posted February 8, 2012 Posted February 8, 2012 Smiling while riding down a muddy track at high speeds can do that to you apparently!
stratus5 Posted February 8, 2012 Posted February 8, 2012 I remember as a child hearing about an aikido master who could throw people around without touching them ... and thought cool! Sadly the old fool believed this as well, because he went up against a conventional martial arts master and got his arse handed to him. The fight and a discussion on what is the best martial arts skill to have based on all the unlimited fighting that now happens can be found on the Sam Harris blog below: http://www.samharris.org/blog/item/the-pleasures-of-drowning
Older Posted February 8, 2012 Posted February 8, 2012 She could use some Colgate with extra whitening... Crazy
CAAD4 Posted February 8, 2012 Posted February 8, 2012 I took this of a friend's facebook page....check the UNIBROW of that guy...HAHA! There's only one cycle for him, and it does not have two wheels....
patches Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/demotivational-posters-mr-wonka-called.jpg
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