wat pump to go for

[carbon29er]

Oh, and what's all the Lezyne cr@p?

 

If you need a brand name to whore after, go Zefal.

Lezyne workmanship and design just oozes sex. As in the dogs bollocks. Zefal not in the same league. I agree completely with Rule # 30.

 

Just look at them and their names, come on Bob, what are you thinking?

 

Floor pumps:

 

Compared to:

 

And mini pumps:

 

Compared to:

[E1A104]

Lezyne Alloy Drive pump - best carry-on pump I've used. It's very easy to use and works 100% every time!

 

+1

[jcza]

I have 2 x Lezyne mini pumps and while they look great they are no good for the rougher side of cycling. Last incident was on Sat coming back from breedts. Discarded the pump and just bombed it. Utter waste of money.

[Spinnekop]

Lezyne workmanship and design just oozes sex. As in the dogs bollocks. Zefal not in the same league. I agree completely with Rule # 30.

 

Just look at them and their names, come on Bob, what are you thinking?

 

Floor pumps:

 

Compared to:

 

And mini pumps:

 

Compared to:

 

I DEFINATELY go function over form on this one. Lezyne suck big time as a pump. As a sexy piece of vibrator equipment....maybe....

[TNT1]

I DEFINATELY go function over form on this one. Lezyne suck big time as a pump. As a sexy piece of vibrator equipment....maybe....

 

1000%

[Octavian]

Afrikaans girl: Ek is opsoek na 'n goeie pomp!

[Pants Boy]

I found a pomp that has worked flawlessly since I got it, and is wider so has a bigger volume

Exact description of my wife

Afrikaans girl: Ek is opsoek na 'n goeie pomp!

You better believe it, boetie ... engelse girls kan dalk vry, maar niks 9b0oer soos 'n afrikaner koeie nie

[Octavian]

You better believe it, boetie ... engelse girls kan dalk vry, maar niks 9b0oer soos 'n afrikaner koeie nie

 

I know bud, I know...The innocent afrikaans farm girls are very very far from it!

[TNT1]

I beg to differ.

 

Someone here once said, you can teach an English girl to cook, but you can't teach an Afrikaans girl to f**k. I agree wholeheartedly.

[Octavian]

I beg to differ.

 

Someone here once said, you can teach an English girl to cook, but you can't teach an Afrikaans girl to f**k. I agree wholeheartedly.

 

I don't think they need teaching...

[TNT1]

I don't think they need teaching...

 

Well, they sure as hell need something. Or I'll need a hell of a lot more booze in me before I try that avenue again.

 

I mean, the Afrikaans girls are as ready to go as anything, but crisis, I reckon a ball of playdough would be more satisfying in bed.

Edited October 1, 2012 by TNT1

[DR ◣◢]

Park Tool or Lyzene at home. Bombs only for emergencies on the trail that the little guy cant handle.

 

Always have my 8 year old Giant floor pump in the car to take to the trails. Never failed me.

[rouxtjie]

Nought dudes, I can't believe you will go to these lengths. All you need to do is find rouxtjie standing on single track somewhere and shout TREK!!! and then he'll give you one for free!! (hehe, sorry I couldn't resist!)

Freakin suckers...I "give" at least 5 pomps away every race. I even colourcode to your pimping. All good tjom....we need another hot topic again.

[arendoog]

My JoeBlow is 10 years old and is still used every week .I had a lyzyne dubble action pompie that worked also for 9 years and then got appropriated by a less fortunate with the rest of my bike .I bought a ryder plastic hand weapon that makes noises but never blows any air ..Those lyzyne combo sets with the bomb carriers will be my next pump

[Brian Fantana]

I grew up on a farm and we had one of these bad boys to pump the tractor tyres when they were too far from the shed.

 

 

I think you will seat any tubeless tyre very quickly with this one.

 

Perhaps I should go to the kooperarsie this afternoon and see if they have any in stock.

Edited October 2, 2012 by Brian Fantana

[petatodd]

I grew up on a farm and we had one of these bad boys to pump the tractor tyres when they were too far from the shed.

 

 

I think you will seat any tubeless tyre very quickly with this one.

 

Perhaps I should go to the kooperarsie this afternoon and see if they have any in stock.

Now that is a pomp.

 

Let us know about stock...