ALL SPRUIT RIDERS MUST WATCH, especially Strava**holes

[andydude]

I like the Spruit and try to be as courteous as possible (hint hint ladies). And thank you to all the fairies for keeping it real.

[andydude]

Wow, there must be some magical powers in Lycra and 29" bikes by the look of things :

Take a mild mannered upstanding human being, squeeze him into a lycra bib and throw him onto a 29'er, and he's magically transformed into a child-scaring, trail ripping, rule busting, couldn't care less maniac; that's just amazing. What kind of wild animal would we get if an ill mannered tjop was to wear lycra and ride a 29'er ??? Godzilla would cringe... Gotta get me some lycra and a 29'er; I've been missing out on some exciting stuff....

 

Just like guns don't kill people, lycra and 29'ers don't make idiots; they're just like that naturally. Delusions of grandeur and disregard for other people come from bad breeding and bad manners; simple as that.

 

Dude, your generalisations won't get you far. From your post it seems you have a bigger problem with people unlike yourself than trying to find common ground and realising that we all love cycling.

 

Edit: Or I misread your post and you have the same feeling as me. Then I apologise.

Edited August 26, 2013 by andydude

[Peach.]

You need those for the spruit....who knew?

 

for a few sections, yes

unless you take the chicken runs.

[rouxtjie]

 

for a few sections, yes

unless you take the chicken runs.

chicken runs???....ok I must be doing it wrong. We just play on the spruit, didn't even know there are runs.

[SwissVan]

Long travel, rigid, lycra, baggies, full face helmet, no helmet. DH, XC, strava, funrider....

 

Ye all have one thing in common

 

The rest of the world see's you as mountain bikers, so when one or 2 ride like idjits we are all considered to be idjits

 

Gerrit?

[Danger Dassie]

Some of the funniest bull**** in a long time, proving that the asshole factor isn't restricted to any particular type. It's an even score

 

Luckily still the minority, in the context of the issue. Most MTBrs are still the coolest people I know.

[Guest The Bushpig]

Dude, your generalisations won't get you far. From your post it seems you have a bigger problem with people unlike yourself than trying to find common ground and realising that we all love cycling.

 

Edit: Or I misread your post and you have the same feeling as me. Then I apologise.

 

Just taking the p....

 

No issues; I just saw the funny side of those who categorise another rider by his pant and his bike, that's all.

 

No apology necessary, but thanks anyway. I think we may be on the same page.

[ChUkKy]

Amazing how much people fight over their own spot of $h!t to ride in...

 

Next is a dick or tit swinging contest at the scout hall before one can proceed

[Guest The Bushpig]

Amazing how much people fight over their own spot of $h!t to ride in...

 

Next is a dick or tit swinging contest at the scout hall before one can proceed

 

[Guest Karma]

Amazing how much people fight over their own spot of $h!t to ride in...

 

Next is a dick or tit swinging contest at the scout hall before one can proceed

 

Because you will lose that one, you baggy-wearing-29er-100mmTravel-Rider

[Peach.]

chicken runs???....ok I must be doing it wrong. We just play on the spruit, didn't even know there are runs.

 

Sorry, let me correct that.

If you stay on the general Spruit trail, No you don't need any balls, at all.

If you branch off the main line every now and then to ride the play lines (the way they are built to be ridden) yes you need some balls, not big ones but a small growth is required.

 

That being said, yesterday I rode with a Lady who proved she had bigger balls than 99.9% of the Spruit users, and yes she was on a 29"

[jcza]

Must be Monday morning - trust you all had a great weekend then?

[rouxtjie]

Sorry, let me correct that.

If you stay on the general Spruit trail, No you don't need any balls, at all.

If you branch off the main line every now and then to ride the play lines (the way they are built to be ridden) yes you need some balls, not big ones but a small growth is required.

 

That being said, yesterday I rode with a Lady who proved she had bigger balls than 99.9% of the Spruit users, and yes she was on a 29"

ahhh ok, I only know about the jump lines(dhl and scouts hall), some gap jump lines, the willow and the dam benches....they are all fun. tend to do them over and over a couple of times.

 

PS how are they supposed to be ridden...them play line you are referring to

Edited August 26, 2013 by rouxtjie

[rouxtjie]

Must be Monday morning - trust you all had a great weekend then?

hahaha of course my horse. Had some great humor at avianto

[Wyatt Earp]

Sorry, let me correct that.

If you stay on the general Spruit trail, No you don't need any balls, at all.

If you branch off the main line every now and then to ride the play lines (the way they are built to be ridden) yes you need some balls, not big ones but a small growth is required.

 

That being said, yesterday I rode with a Lady who proved she had bigger balls than 99.9% of the Spruit users, and yes she was on a 29"

 

Why do I get this feeling you are really trying to show us that you are being far superior to anyone who rides for pure pleasure ?

Seems like the River Rats need validation.

 

I will go first.

You guys are so RAD and hardcore

[Wyatt Earp]

Must be Monday morning - trust you all had a great weekend then?

 

Morning, how is the lycra and the big wheels ?