ALL SPRUIT RIDERS MUST WATCH, especially Strava**holes

[Mr Winter]

Dance off...dance off...dance off Remember white shoes makes it look like you are a dancing god...

 

Money is on you safari....LMFAO ftw

 

I thought white shoes made you look like a dancing queen?

[rouxtjie]

- combined with the "Yeti" logo on his shoulder means he is big enough to swing a tit... but what are the roasties from?

He saw his ringpiece on lap one....seriously lucky to only have a few bumps and bruises....but in true style, downed a rockstar energy drink and did a couple more laps on safaris peace singlespeed.

[rouxtjie]

I thought white shoes made you look like a dancing queen?

No no...make you look like michael jackson....oh wait.

[NotSoBigBen]

I thought white shoes made you look like a dancing queen?

 

or a porn star .....

[Peach.]

ahhh ok, I only know about the jump lines(dhl and scouts hall), some gap jump lines, the willow and the dam benches....they are all fun. tend to do them over and over a couple of times.

 

PS how are they supposed to be ridden...them play line you are referring to

 

then well done, you have some form of ball growth

where there is a lip to actually leave the ground and try reach the landing.

 

 

Why do I get this feeling you are really trying to show us that you are being far superior to anyone who rides for pure pleasure ?

Seems like the River Rats need validation.

 

I will go first.

You guys are so RAD and hardcore

 

I don't know, you are getting the feeling, not me.

I ride for the pure pleasure of riding my bike.

 

No validation needed, but thanks.

was simply pointing out that you do need balls to hit some of the stuff.

are you upset because you don't have any? you are welcome to ride with us if you want to try get some

 

 

Would love to see these play lines. Thought I had found them all, and there was nothing that needed any kind of big travel bike.

 

 

BALLS, not big travel bikes, keep up with the conversation.

big travel just makes it more fun

Edited August 26, 2013 by Peach.

[Wyatt Earp]

 

are you upset because you don't have any? you are welcome to ride with us if you want to try get some

 

 

 

 

No , not upset, disappointed, I want to be cool like you.

But I will tell you what, come and join us on a ride anytime you feel the need to do so, I could do with some manly help.

[ChUkKy]

or a porn star .....

 

That would be a messy pornstar

[rouxtjie]

then well done, you have some form of ball growth

where there is a lip to actually leave the ground and try reach the landing.

 

With regards to jumps...you have to jump them, well with my bike anyway. semi jumping them where you hit the top of the jump will throw me off, So you have to hit them fast enough for a soft landing on the downslope on the other side, they are quite a bit of fun....just maintain speed and let the bike do the rest.

[jcmeyerSS]

 

 

 

BALLS, not big travel bikes, keep up with the conversation.

big travel just makes it more fun

 

oh my bad sorry. My Multitasking sux. only just learnt how to use two tabs on mozilla. so was distracted and lost track of the conversation.

[Peach.]

No , not upset, disappointed, I want to be cool like you.

But I will tell you what, come and join us on a ride anytime you feel the need to do so, I could do with some manly help.

 

I'm fine thanks, I have my own set of balls to grow, can't find them most days.

maybe when I have grown a pair ill come ride with you.

[Peach.]

oh my bad sorry. My Multitasking sux. only just learnt how to use two tabs on mozilla. so was distracted and lost track of the conversation.

 

Ill forgive you, but only this 1 time, can't have incompetence like this on thehub.

[Wyatt Earp]

I'm fine thanks, I have my own set of balls to grow, can't find them most days.

maybe when I have grown a pair ill come ride with you.

 

Contradicting yourself there .

You do the "radical spruit stuff" you claim "one needs balls" to do them.

So what is it then ?

[Gen]

Okay, I'm chipping in here, clearly I'm new here, and for the life of me can't find the welcome introduce yourself topic , so I'm putting it here.. (feel free to direct me to the correct topic).

 

Been reading what you lot have had to say for a while now, and besides the whole roadie vs mtb, 26" vs 29" banter and I pity the 650B rider who will get nailed from both 26" and 29" guys - seems like you all aint all bad

 

To keep this topic related I will say, ha ha ha to the video.

Edited August 26, 2013 by Gen

[Escapee..]

I have never ridden the spruit

 

It sounds extremely technical and I cant banie/bunnie hop (not sure of spelling) and I dont have a dual suspension bike so I rather just stay away.

[Raab]

I have never ridden the spruit

 

It sounds extremely technical and I cant banie/bunnie hop (not sure of spelling) and I dont have a dual suspension bike so I rather just stay away.

 

Dude, I am more disappointed in your choice of avatar these days

[V12man]

I have never ridden the spruit

 

It sounds extremely technical and I cant banie/bunnie hop (not sure of spelling) and I dont have a dual suspension bike so I rather just stay away.

 

Don't worry - it's so flat you can ride a road bike.... in lycra...