Had to klap a okie today.

[DIPSLICK]

us cyclists arent the biggest okes on earth DEF. NOT REFFERING TO DIPS

[Vetseun]

 

Agree, there is a point of no return in an argument any swinging apples are immanent, Strike here first, starting from the top

 

Eyes

Ears

Nose

Throat

Solar plexus

Groin

Knees

I like!

[DIPSLICK]

Agree, there is a point of no return in an argument any swinging apples are immanent, Strike here first, starting from the top

 

Eyes

Ears

Nose

Throat

Solar plexus

Groin

Knees

i am disapoint

 

 

clearly you have never been kicked in the JUNK

[Vetseun]

us cyclists arent the biggest okes on earth DEF. NOT REFFERING TO DIPS

You a big fella Dips?

[DIPSLICK]

You a big fella Dips?

OH JA DEF. NOT A WEENIE, GOT ONE BUT I AM NOT ONE

[Vetseun]

 

OH JA DEF. NOT A WEENIE, GOT ONE BUT I AM NOT ONE

So ek moenie met jou *** soek nie?

[Wyatt Earp]

Agree, there is a point of no return in an argument any swinging apples are immanent, Strike here first, starting from the top

 

Eyes

Ears

Nose

Throat

Solar plexus

Groin

Knees

 

I am not a big fan of striking in any form.

I prefer go for the fingers first by encouraging the other guy to either point at me furiously or even grab my arm.

 

If matters worsen.

From there even a little chop to the side of the neck has a nice shocking effect.

A nice low roundhouse kick to the thigh also works well for an elbow follow up.

Mostly you will find that the fingers will normally get you to walk away without too much effort.

[rouxtjie]

i am disapoint

 

 

clearly you have never been kicked in the JUNK

hahahhaa groin refers to junk area, frank or beans...doesn't matter, kick hard or grab and squeeze till you hear a slight popping sound, like when a squeeze a ripe marula out of its skin....

[Mojoman]

A while ago I had the unfortunate displeasure to be in Hippo's Pub in Brakpan. There I was minding my own business when a Brakpan spanner almost pulls me off my bar stool and asks " Are you checking my cherrie out!" Bemused I said that I have no idea what he was talking about. He then again asked me "Are you checking my cherrie out!?" I say: "No!" and he replies "Why are you not checking her out. Is she not pretty enough for you, hey?!"

Someone tried this with a friend of mine, chaos errupted when he said he was not into guys.....

[rouxtjie]

I am not a big fan of striking in any form.

I prefer go for the fingers first by encouraging the other guy to either point at me furiously or even grab my arm.

 

If matters worsen.

From there even a little chop to the side of the neck has a nice shocking effect.

A nice low roundhouse kick to the thigh also works well for an elbow follow up.

Mostly you will find that the fingers will normally get you to walk away without too much effort.

Yea, I am just saying if the paupau is going to hit, focus on these areas...while a haymaker might look impressive might at best stun someone....2 best spots, eiers en keel....game over

[DIPSLICK]

hahahhaa groin refers to junk area, frank or beans...doesn't matter, kick hard or grab and squeeze till you hear a slight popping sound, like when a squeeze a ripe marula out of its skin....

MY EYES START WATERING JUST READING THAT

[rouxtjie]

MY EYES START WATERING JUST READING THAT

I threw up in my mouth whilst typing it

[Kranswurm]

You martial arts spurts should head on over to the Blouberg thread....oh wait ,you already have

[DIPSLICK]

You martial arts spurts should head on over to the Blouberg thread....oh wait ,you already have

apparently they prefer the term keyboard warriors/ninja

[BLACKvoodoo]

I am not a big fan of striking in any form.

I prefer go for the fingers first by encouraging the other guy to either point at me furiously or even grab my arm.

 

If matters worsen.

From there even a little chop to the side of the neck has a nice shocking effect.

A nice low roundhouse kick to the thigh also works well for an elbow follow up.

Mostly you will find that the fingers will normally get you to walk away without too much effort.

 

This isn't an Austin Powers movie

[Wyatt Earp]

This isn't an Austin Powers movie

 

Oh, sorry man, thanks for reminding me, I will rather slap them with my umbrella.