Wyatt Earp Posted September 12, 2013 Share Impossible, I was there in '68 on my way to Mars! Lies, all lies I tell you.Your monkey stole my Savanna. rouxtjie and Caerus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Knoetze (sk27) Posted September 12, 2013 Share Funny story but I was given his first book for free at a second-hand bookstore as they were just looking to get rid of them because no-one would pay for them anymore and they just keep getting more and more.That same day they smashed my window down in town and stole it from my back seat along with a backpack.Maybe I should sue him for my excess I had to pay....... Mr Winter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted September 12, 2013 Share Morning gents,I had a bad start to the day. You all have just made me feel better. I hope that all the above is true or else I am going to sue the lot of you.Have a great daySarge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rouxtjie Posted September 12, 2013 Share I am going to sue you, we all know that Lance Armstrong was the first man on the moon.Wrooooong it was the black guy with the trumpet.....jeeez get it right Dangle Wyatt Earp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caerus Posted September 12, 2013 Share I am going to sue you, we all know that Lance Armstrong was the first man on the moon.Along with Buzz Lightyear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Potgieter Posted September 12, 2013 Share I also want in on this action. I wore a livestrong bracelet to make me fast like lance, but all that happened was my one ball itched furiously and i lied about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOldGuy Posted September 12, 2013 Share Would love to know on what grounds they can justify 5 Million....no wait on second thoughts i dont really want to know. Just imagine the judge went soft between the ears and they won the case, everyone who has the book might have a claim.....i wonder how much i could sell my copies for? - No, they dont even want to justify it, they know its not feasible, its just a starting figure for negotiations, they dont expect to ever recover that amount, but if they started at $1000.00 were do you go from there.? American law is a different animal, legal firms are required by law to do a certain amount of Pro Bono work so many take on these cases where there is a chance of recovery as part of their obligations. Afterwards they may continue on a share basis in any recovery or just stop proceedings. However the litigious nature of the US beast makes me think some lawyer took a good look at the case, decided there was a big insurance company covering publications for cases like this and decided to go go for it. Its purely opportunistic, they are bargaining on the insurance company looking at it and saying "Well, its gonna cost us (for example figures here) $400.000 to fight this in court, there is no guarantee of winning, so lets offer them $200.000 and make them sign a non disclosure document, the lawyer will accept, and everyone is happy, case closed, problem solved, lets move on. Of course, we all know this would never happen here or in most countries for obvious reasons, but as I said, the US is a different beast. Greybeard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Earp Posted September 12, 2013 Share Along with Buzz Lightyear Forgot about him.The first gay man in space. He was so gay, the other astronuts and ground staff were very concerned sending him up with other men, they eventually told him he can go on the condition he leaves his woody behind. Caerus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Earp Posted September 12, 2013 Share Wrooooong it was the black guy with the trumpet.....jeeez get it right DangleWrooooong it was the black guy with the trumpet.....jeeez get it right Dangle Sorry man, I forgot about that.Too many Armstrong's can make one nut. rouxtjie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Latent Blue Posted September 12, 2013 Share oh Sh*t!!! We have been falsely inspired My life means nothing The.... Pain...There is a light...I'm leavingTell my wife i love herCare for my kids If only I had $5,000,000 That would save me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archicyclist Posted September 12, 2013 Share it's like suing McDonald's for being fat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIPSLICK Posted September 12, 2013 Share it's like suing McDonald's for being fat!its been DONE ALREADY TRUE STORY OBVIOUSLY IN THE UNITED STATES OF IDIOTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted September 12, 2013 Share Only in the US of A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Legs Posted September 12, 2013 Share On the news since early this morning: AUSTIN, Texas: A federal judge in California is siding with Lance Armstrong and the publishers of his autobiographies, rejecting claims in a lawsuit that lies about not using performance-enhancing drugs amounted to fraud and false advertising.In a ruling issued Tuesday, the judge sided with lawyers for Armstrong that the books are free speech protected by the First Amendment.A group of readers who bought Armstrong’s “It’s Not About The Bike” and “Every Second Counts” sued in Sacramento federal court seeking more than $5 million. They said they were duped into believing the books were inspirational true accounts and should have been labeled fiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinnekop Posted September 12, 2013 Share Lies, all lies I tell you.Your monkey stole my Savanna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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