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Just walked home from Ciro's after two bottles of de Morgenzon Chenin and a few glasses of Klein Constantia Vin de Constance....

 

Will pick up my car tomorrow..

 

If it's still there... :)

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Ha, parked inside the gate.....besides which, nobody would want it.

 

Don't joke - a visitors old polo disappeared off the pavement outside my place a couple of months ago... not more than 600m from Chiro's... from behind a locked parking pole......

 

Second visitor that has lost a vehicle outside one of my houses over the years....

 

I lost a Landrover pickup outside a mates place too... thought nobody would EVER want that thing... (ok - I liked it)

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Don't joke - a visitors old polo disappeared off the pavement outside my place a couple of months ago... not more than 600m from Chiro's... from behind a locked parking pole......

 

 

What I meant is that filled up this afternoon and that they would run out of sous before they got to the Shell garage on the corner at 1st Ave west

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Surely you could recover the Landrover by following the oilslick?

 

If it was maintained by Landrover SA I would agree... but that old V8 was my responsibility.... dry as a Sliick's lost bone is now....

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If it was maintained by Landrover SA I would agree... but that old V8 was my responsibility.... dry as a Sliick's lost bone is now....

Only when they out of oil do they stop leaking same as porsche ;)

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apparently, to change the oil in a landrover, you just pour it over the motor and it leaks in all by itself. :whistling:

Nowadays you can color code your oil to match your driveway!

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apparently, to change the oil in a landrover, you just pour it over the motor and it leaks in all by itself. :whistling:

And you also get a dog free with every purchase so that you dont have to walk alone when it breaks! (really old one this)

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You cannot park a landy close to your bedroom window. Hy breek jou wakker.

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And you also get a dog free with every purchase so that you dont have to walk alone when it breaks! (really old one this)

it is said that the only way to repair the leak, is to remove the landrover badge, this also count for alfa romeo's apparently

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it is said that the only way to repair the leak, is to remove the landrover badge, this also count for alfa romeo's apparently

 

Land rovers are not that bad! Did you know that 80% of the land Rovers ever made is still on the road!

 

(The other 20% made it home!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT Sorry Dipslick... ill stop now!

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Land rovers are not that bad! Did you know that 80% of the land Rovers ever made is still on the road!

 

(The other 20% made it home!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT Sorry Dipslick... ill stop now!

 

i'm fresh out of landrover jokes myself

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