The Lift Selfie Thread

[Shebeen]

In joburg for business... So that means it's time to get preppy.

 

That's worth three hours sleep. Evan would never take a tired selfie

[popcorn_skollie]

Choose a suit. Choose a tie. Choose a smartphone. Choose a day. Choose a ******* big lift. Choose guns, cars, MTB’s and boats. Choose position and wonder how the **** you must pose for a selfie. Choose sitting on that couch. Chose the gym, choose putting a net over her head, lose a shirt. Lose your car keys. Choose Instagram. Choose your next picture... But why would I want to do a thing like that?”

 

#Evanspotting

Ride boy lycra boy

Dirty numb selfie boy

In the lift boy

She was a facebook boy

She was a instagram boy

And lycra boy

And all in your blue tie boy

You had

no shirt boy

and in a parking lot boy

You selling tyres boy

I've grown so close to you

Boy and you just sell tyres boy

She said comeover comeover

She smiled at you boy.

[BarHugger]

In joburg for business... So that means it's time to get preppy.

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That's worth three hours sleep. Evan would never take a tired selfie

[Tumbleweed]

Ride boy lycra boy

Dirty numb selfie boy

In the lift boy

She was a facebook boy

She was a instagram boy

And lycra boy

And all in your blue tie boy

You had

no shirt boy

and in a parking lot boy

You selling tyres boy

I've grown so close to you

Boy and you just sell tyres boy

She said comeover comeover

She smiled at you boy.

 

Inspired! 

 

       

[SAGecko]

 

 

There ya go guys...

 

Although, I must admit, this was taken some years ago when I was a lot younger...

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

getting in on the action with a "relaxed but actually really bored laptop camera selfie"

 

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

Followed by...

 

Coffee Cam

 

And 

 

 

Pre-engaged double facepalm. 

 

[RocknRolla]

the last one is more like a "WTF am i doing posting selfies on the interwebs...."

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

the last one is more like a "WTF am i doing posting selfies on the interwebs...."

nah. More along the lines of WTF did I just read?! Let me see if it was what I thought... Feck. It was. Meh.... 

[Tumbleweed]

Introducing the "give a selfie a zap" pic...

 

 

[Stretch]

In joburg for business... So that means it's time to get preppy.

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That's worth three hours sleep. Evan would never take a tired selfie

 

even would NEVER take a sideways selfie

[EmptyB]

even would NEVER take a sideways selfie

 

EVAN will be upset with you!!

[Stretch]

EVAN will be upset with you!!

lol

[BarHugger]

getting in on the action with a "relaxed but actually really bored laptop camera selfie"

 

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#preroutinegunsflexcheckthempuppies

[popcorn_skollie]

#preroutinegunsflexcheckthempuppies

 

and he's using a really good antiperspirant too. Look at that flawless white shirt.

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

#preroutinegunsflexcheckthempuppies

LOL. Shows how that nickname I was given was really off mark, eh? Purely unintended, of course

 

and he's using a really good antiperspirant too. Look at that flawless white shirt.

Brut, bro. And aircon. I was built for cold conditions. I have to change anti-pongs every now and then cos they stop being effective.

Edited November 11, 2015 by Myles Mayhew