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By the way he is conducting himself, my money is on the "someone who doesn't like Owen" scenario....

its sounds like that might be a big group of someones...

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First it was the joggers in Tokai and now the joggers in Jonkers with the temper... 

 

What does yogging do that makes them so angro?

the lack of bikes?

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First it was the joggers in Tokai and now the joggers in Jonkers with the temper...

 

What does yogging do that makes them so angro?

Maybe somebody told them that jazz flutes are for little fairy boys.

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It's the compression socks & sleeves. Makes their blood pressure go through the roof.

No studies have shown performance benefits of compression socks.

 

There was however a direct correlation between compression sock users, veganism and general houding.

 

Will post the literature shortly.

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No studies have shown performance benefits of compression socks.

 

There was however a direct correlation between compression sock users, veganism and general houding.

 

Will post the literature shortly.

 

Maybe this organiser is just angry as he has misplaced his power balance bracelet, or a MTBer stole his bracelet. 

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No studies have shown performance benefits of compression socks.

 

There was however a direct correlation between compression sock users, veganism and general houding.

 

Will post the literature shortly.

 

 

Maybe this organiser is just angry as he has misplaced his power balance bracelet, or a MTBer stole his bracelet. 

 

There's a place called Van Gaalen's that has the cure for this kind of thing...

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nope but my guess, they staging it right now at jonkers...

 

taking pics and then posting it!

will be easy to spot ..... if the "riders" are wearing polly shorts compression socks with matching tooits and sleeveless top (Just described the whole of Tokai's mountain bikers here :devil: ) 

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will be easy to spot ..... if the "riders" are wearing polly shorts compression socks with matching tooits and sleeveless top (Just described the whole of Tokai's mountain bikers here :devil: ) 

Hairy, there are no Tokai Mountain Bikers anymore. That species died out about a year ago and while the experts are trying to reintroduce them, its still a while away...

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Bahahaha. Brutal!

Can go one better, host the next race at Van Gaalen's and let the joggers take some motivation from running away from the rabid, livestock eating, salivating feral dogs that they so badly want to cuddle....

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Can go one better, host the next race at Van Gaalen's and let the joggers take some motivation from running away from the rabid, livestock eating, salivating feral dogs that they so badly want to cuddle....

Beautiful cute dog...

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