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What's the worst piece of cycling advice you have been given


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Thats the drip bag pervert

 

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OK, now i feel really dof.  I'm outta here....

 

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Does kinda look like Ruby Boots from that angle

 

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The tips with the studs reminded me of this guy;

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At least his eye are protected from floating dust and sun rays man :thumbup:

making loaded on a stretcher with an ice bag on your nuts look cool... :lol:

 

:lol:  :lol: :lol:  sorry couldn't resist... 

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At least his eye are protected from floating dust and sun rays man [emoji106]

making loaded on a stretcher with an ice bag on your nuts look cool... [emoji38]

 

[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] sorry couldn't resist...

Morphine had kicked in by that stage so was high as a kite

 

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nothing like morphine... seriously... that's when you just enjoy the ride - even if its in a ambulance.

 

you know what's better than a shot of morphine??? The next shot of morphine. :drool:

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Go LCHF, it will make you bonk-proof

 

Take your bike to (..man with attitude..) for a service 

 

I think I nailed it

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"Let me load your bike/s on the rack / roof / car...trust me, I've done this hundreds of times"

...and when I looked back there were only 2 bikes instead of 3 on the rack :eek: thank goodness for insurance!

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Cycling is an inexpensive(cheap) mode of transport/sport

And "mountain biking is much cheaper than golf"

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Noob-to-nood advice:

 

"Just get your weight back. When your breast bone is touching the saddle, you can descend anything. Trust me. I ride Northern Farm every weekend and it's super technical!" 

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Does kinda look like Ruby Boots from that angle

 

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They look like the first accent shoes from sportsmans , they come with 2 rugby type studs on the toe . They were rubbish

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