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[Event] Cape Town Cycle Tour 2018


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4 MTBs, 1 MTB doing roady duty until I can finish the 3rd proper roady build, and 2 proper roadies in weekly use. Then I also have 2 other MTBs that needs to be sold soon and 2 kiddies bikes, also that needs to get homes soon.

 

My home looks like some bike shops.

 

No, I have 3 kids. My wife was hinting the other day about a 4th, and I said no way am I gonna stand at primary school sports grounds and sit though kiddie school concerts when I am retired. My wife is 9 years younger than me, but one have to put a stake in the ground sometime.

I think putting the stake in the ground caused the first 3 :P

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Even funnier is my wife's maiden name is pronounced "Steak"  :clap:   Oh the jokes I had to keep in my head...

 

I can only imagine haha :D

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I think putting the stake in the ground caused the first 3 :P

 

 Man, you don't know the half of it. I had to fight for those 3. Made a few turns to Tygerberg's Infertility Clinic. Most demoralising having to go into a room stacked with porn mags, only to leave with a cup.  :blush:

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 Man, you don't know the half of it. I had to fight for those 3. Made a few turns to Tygerberg's Infertility Clinic. Most demoralising having to go into a room stacked with porn mags, only to leave with a cup.  :blush:

Was the porn at least decent? Or back then was it still scope with little stars?

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 Man, you don't know the half of it. I had to fight for those 3. Made a few turns to Tygerberg's Infertility Clinic. Most demoralising having to go into a room stacked with porn mags, only to leave with a cup.  :blush:

 

 

You had porn mags....... :o

 

The worst is when the Nurse / Sister hands you that little bottle, with an evil grin on her face. You can see the thoughts "I know what you are going to be doing" 

 

At least you don't have to face them on the way out again. 

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You had porn mags....... :o

 

The worst is when the Nurse / Sister hands you that little bottle, with an evil grin on her face. You can see the thoughts "I know what you are going to be doing" 

 

At least you don't have to face them on the way out again. 

 

I at least filled the cup at home to test the swimmers!

Boy is 8 month old today!

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 Man, you don't know the half of it. I had to fight for those 3. Made a few turns to Tygerberg's Infertility Clinic. Most demoralising having to go into a room stacked with porn mags, only to leave with a cup.  :blush:

 

Sho, who would have thought that those words would have been typed on a CTCT event page. 

 

PS: Also done the fertility testing. totes awks

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Was the porn at least decent? Or back then was it still scope with little stars?

 

Mayfair, dude. They were larnies man. 1999, freshly unbanned.

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4 MTBs, 1 MTB doing roady duty until I can finish the 3rd proper roady build, and 2 proper roadies in weekly use. Then I also have 2 other MTBs that needs to be sold soon and 2 kiddies bikes, also that needs to get homes soon.

 

My home looks like some bike shops.

 

No, I have 3 kids. My wife was hinting the other day about a 4th, and I said no way am I gonna stand at primary school sports grounds and sit though kiddie school concerts when I am retired. My wife is 9 years younger than me, but one have to put a stake in the ground sometime.

 

I actually like the sports days, but I feel you on those concerts. Thankfully my kids are past that now. :clap:  I still have quite a number of years (hopefully) to work on excuses to miss these as a grand parent. :huh:

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Is this still a cycling thread? :eek:

Yep. Just far more interesting than March 2018 weather predictions :-)

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