What makes Absolute Black GRAPHENLUBE so special

[Hairy]

Is it as good as this.

I had an interesting chat with a bike shop sales staff members and owner who both you and me know around this lube.

 

Apparently those riders who are on their branded e-bikes could really feel the difference in the lube ... ja freaking right.

 

It is also meant to be much thicker "to stick to the chain better" ...... ja ok.

 

I walked out with the regular bottle of lube that was fairly cheaper per ml than the e-bike specific stuff.

 

 

 

[dave303e]

yay, the new powerbalance bracelets, so you can spot idiots vefore having to speak to them.

[DR ◣◢]

I had an interesting chat with a bike shop sales staff members and owner who both you and me know around this lube.

 

Apparently those riders who are on their branded e-bikes could really feel the difference in the lube ... ja freaking right.

 

It is also meant to be much thicker "to stick to the chain better" ...... ja ok.

 

I walked out with the regular bottle of lube that was fairly cheaper per ml than the e-bike specific stuff.

 

 

 

 

This was all the shop had when I needed lube. It's not the worst lube in the world but it was a bit messy after a very dusty ride.

 

I noticed zero difference even with my legs putting down e-bike levels of power at least 90% of the time.  

[DieselnDust]

I had an interesting chat with a bike shop sales staff members and owner who both you and me know around this lube.

 

Apparently those riders who are on their branded e-bikes could really feel the difference in the lube ... ja freaking right. echos Ja frikken right

 

It is also meant to be much thicker "to stick to the chain better" ...... ja ok. so they added more tackifier to make it more sticky and used a more viscous oil. <oh i love to science the ***8 out of this>

 

I walked out with the regular bottle of lube that was fairly cheaper per ml than the e-bike specific stuff. <loooooseeeer>

 

 

 

[DieselnDust]

yay, the new powerbalance bracelets, so you can spot idiots vefore having to speak to them.

 

 

<rushes to toilet after choking on coffee...>

[Hairy]

<rushes to toilet after choking on coffee...>

rushing to the toilet choking on coffee ... come on man ... how do you drink your coffee!

[DR ◣◢]

rushing to the toilet choking on coffee ... come on man ... how do you drink your coffee!

 

Now I'm choking 

[DieselnDust]

rushing to the toilet choking on coffee ... come on man ... how do you drink your coffee!

 

 

not through my nose 

[Thomo]

not through my nose

I've heard of steam treatment for Covid ... not so sure about coffee. LOL

[Hairy]

not through my nose 

Good thing you recently acquired a dropper then

[dave303e]

people buying this could probably be conned into washing the chain with loctite before the first application.

[Danger Dassie]

Sounds like the kind of person that would put ENVE stickers on a set of Chinese no name carbon wheels

No man, there must be a limit. I'm not AliG

Edited January 7, 2021 by Danger Dassie

[DieselnDust]

No man, there must be a limit. I'm not AliG

 

No man don't be ENVE'ous

[DieselnDust]

people buying this could probably be conned into washing the chain with loctite before the first application.

 

 

 

<snorts and farts>

[DR ◣◢]

<snorts and farts>

 

Starting to turn into my previous two days. Except it was voms and sharts

[dave303e]

Starting to turn into my previous two days. Except it was voms and sharts

 

laxatives and marijuana, for sh1ts and giggles