Top Tips from Bitter Experience

[Delgado]

Don't jump off moving trains!!!!

[HomerSimpson]

Do not try to elbow pine trees out of the way.

[Kritzie]

Do not attempt to sniff winners fuel

[Delgado]

or Wasabi!!

[Buff]

Don't try steer with one hand and remove sunglasses with the other while riding technical singletrack!!!

[Kritzie]

Or peach schnapps

[ChrisH]

Don't try putting on a long sleeved jersey when standing in a doorway.

[SwissVan]

 

Never believe your training partner / competitors when it comes to how "little" training they have been doing...

 

 

[1hill@aTime]

 

Never believe your training partner / competitors when it comes to how "little" training they have been doing...

 

 

 

very very true and make sure you have an extra bottle of water, when you go out for the "short" ride.

[Kritzie]

Do not run into a Wimpy with your cleats on especially if it rained!!

[Buff]

Don't try putting on a long sleeved jersey when standing in a doorway.

 

or when standing under a ceiling fan

[Thyolo]

Don't try putting on a long sleeved jersey when standing in a doorway.

 

 

 

[pastapouch]

Don't do anything suddenly ie  moving in a bunch,, other riders won't appreciate,  or braking when going downhill, you might lock your wheel and puncture, or worse fall.

[I FLY]

Another Epic lesson.(my friend this time)

 

Sunblock on face, toothpaste on toothbrush

[Thyolo]

Ok - I liked the doorway thing but not enough for multi-replies.

 

Top tip - don't push "Post Reply" more than once

 

Thyolo2007-05-09 04:08:41

[I FLY]

And my personal favourite.

 

Tell your friends how you crashed on the previous ride. Don't show them. Its hurts more the 2nd time around