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It's worth the wait though  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:

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A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.”

 

What does an insomniac, ­agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

 

 

An ancient Greek goes to a ­tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?”

 

Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

 

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: “Five beers, please.”

 

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says: “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” He doesn’t react.

 

The barman says: “We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.” A tachyon enters a bar.

 

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer is: Fish

 

A Buddhist monk goes up to a hotdog stand and says: “Make me one with everything.”

 

What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder.

A murder is the collective noun for a load of crows. Technically there must be at least three crows to make a murder.

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Talk about Zoomer, why does his speech writer not write the figures alphabeticaly and not numericaly?

Surely the goatherder president will not struggle as much to pronounce / read it then?

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