DJR Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 (edited) In SA the balloons would be at risk of getting stolen.Mo no no,you don't understand how things work, us South Africans would NEVER steal the balloons. First we would remove 40% of the balloons as a form of tax and use them for the Nkandla and parliamentary parking areas. Then we would just re-deploy the next 40% for the benefit of the poor masses (cell phone owners). Hey, balloons are of strategic importance and nobody should be allowed to hoard them. Then we would punish the owners of the parking lot for not wanting to share and for running such a poor lot with only 20% of the balloons. Eventually we would insist all balloons be removed because they are yellow and that it might offend our Chinese masters. Then we'll say the balloons are unnecessary anyway as they are un-African and that the parking lot is so big anyhow that all the continents can fit into it with room to spare. Edited December 13, 2015 by DJR KarlvN and CogitoErgoSum 2
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Guest notmyname Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Mo no no,you don't understand how things work, us South Africans would NEVER steal the balloons. First we would remove 40% of the balloons as a form of tax and use them for the Nkandla and parliamentary parking areas. Then we would just re-deploy the next 40% for the benefit of the poor masses (cell phone owners). Hey, balloons are of strategic importance and nobody should be allowed to hoard them. Then we would punish the owners of the parking lot for not wanting to share and for running such a poor lot with only 20% of the balloons. Eventually we would insist all balloons be removed because they are yellow and that it might offend our Chinese masters. Then we'll say the balloons are unnecessary anyway as they are un-African and that the parking lot is so big anyhow that all the continents can fit into it with room to spare.Sad but true. Happy Sunday bud.
DIPSLICK Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Brilliant, people's perception of "different" athletes, I love it Captain Fastbastard Mayhem and Latent_Blue 2
I FLY Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 I am certain he set the record straight when they got back to the barracks ....Happened to my mate on the border. Bullet went through the back of his bush hat but missed his head. My mate could not talk for a couple of days he was so shocked. Shooter took much punishment from the rest of us for his stupidity as he did not clear his rifle when we returned to camp
Berg Man Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012015/1423072608_dog_shows_baby_how_to_crawl.gifHahaha. Now THAT is awesome
Latent_Blue Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 https://www.facebook.com/thedisturbedman/videos/893463827369628/
Fruity Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Full moon on Christmas day for the first time in 38 yearshttp://www.express.co.uk/news/science/626400/Full-Moon-Christmas-Day-2015
Tumbleweed Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Selfies of dogs that aren't yours could be "animal cruelty"... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/snowandski/skiing-news/11565571/Swiss-ski-resort-bans-Saint-Bernard-selfies.html   Could there be a business opportunity in this? Disclaimer: Dogs in photo are not mine.  Â
Latent_Blue Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 https://www.facebook.com/jerseydemic/videos/10154057981715681/eish!!! check lady in lower right corner's neck!!!
Warren_G Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 eish!!! check lady in lower right corner's neck!!!That's also what I saw, some severe whiplash there! Latent_Blue 1
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