Eddy Gordo Posted June 11, 2019 Posted June 11, 2019 Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies, and play a round.His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. Bob says, "Boy, this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."Charlie says, "My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."Dave says, "Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."They all turned to Ed who is staring at them like they all had lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said: "Well Babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf, and she said, '"Take a sweater.'" geomark 1
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