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? with a colleague that started with the words: "you @#$%ing cyclists ?"

 

apparently some dude on a bike punched his window this morning. so fess up, which one of you misfit hubbas was it?
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Not that I condone violence against cars but did you ask your colleague the real question --> "Cause or Effect ???"  there's always a story behind the story.
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Interpretation:

 

"I was in the yellow line so I could jump the traffic at the light, this guy on bike waits until it turns green before he starts pedalling and trying to feet his shoe pedal thingies, I went to go past him but he was avoiding a taxi - also in the yellow line - I had to clip him with my mirror to take the gap to get back into the proper lane."
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i wanted to put my shoe thru a guys door yesterday .he just overtakes me and proceeds to cut infront of me as he ducks into the empty parking i had to lean on his car and travel with him as the parked car we were overtaking also happened to open the door at the same time so we went into the parking together .

Now me being a scholar and a gentleman and not wanting to go shopping with him I  was very polite and diplomatic and in my best afrikaans accent told him he was a fcuken box and must look where he was going . No middle fingers or sign languages at all .

I must say I am very proud that I was so reserved and calm and that I was able to unclip so quickly.

Now if my red baby was hurt it might have made the weslander front page !!!

I did make the front page but that is another story !!!hehehehe
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i wanted to put my shoe thru a guys door yesterday .he just overtakes me and proceeds to cut infront of me as he ducks into the empty parking i had to lean on his car and travel with him as the parked car we were overtaking also happened to open the door at the same time so we went into the parking together .

Now me being a scholar and a gentleman and not wanting to go shopping with him I  was very polite and diplomatic and in my best afrikaans accent told him he was a fcuken box and must look where he was going . No middle fingers or sign languages at all .

I must say I am very proud that I was so reserved and calm and that I was able to unclip so quickly.

Now if my red baby was hurt it might have made the weslander front page !!!

I did make the front page but that is another story !!!hehehehe

 

ok so spil the beens otherwise i must send voetsek down to the westcoast and import a newspaper, dont know if oom pops will let him go though!

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