So you kick my car and run

[jog5000]

So this morning on my way to work, some roadie decides to jump a red robot - intersection of the N1 and Waterfront... cars are coming off the highway! THAT WAS THE REASON I HOOTED AT YOU! So he decides to turn around and come and ask me what my problem is. After a little discussion, said ponce decides he's had enough, so he takes a kick at my car.

 

Moron, you are so bloody lucky that I didnt manage to catch you, because god knows, right now you'd be pulling your spokes out your rear end. Well done for making me - a cyclist - hate cyclists today. Dont worry, I'll see you tomorrow morning. And no, I wont be in MY car, so you wont recognise me....

[gummibear]

Dont worry, I'll see you tomorrow morning. And no, I wont be in MY car, so you wont recognise me....

 

Damn idiots......some guys just need to feel before they will learn.

[Mojoman]

Another sunny day in Africa....!

[Big H*]

Please post a pic of porcupine butt after you are finished with him

[Caerus]

A stick in the spokes should do the trick tomorrow

[Reg Lizard]

I just hope the bloke was not Big JD-WP otherwise you'll be the one having to remove those spokes from they ass

[Wayne Potgieter]

Relax. According to Charles Darwin, he is going to have a horrible crash and smack his boy bits on his frame and not be able to have kids. This will remove his genes from our gene pool and so we become a more intelligent and highly evolved species.

 

If that doesnt work, kick him in his balls and accelerate the process.

[Shebeen]

So this morning on my way to work, some roadie decides to jump a red robot - intersection of the N1 and Waterfront... cars are coming off the highway! THAT WAS THE REASON I HOOTED AT YOU! So he decides to turn around and come and ask me what my problem is. After a little discussion, said ponce decides he's had enough, so he takes a kick at my car.

 

Moron, you are so bloody lucky that I didnt manage to catch you, because god knows, right now you'd be pulling your spokes out your rear end. Well done for making me - a cyclist - hate cyclists today. Dont worry, I'll see you tomorrow morning. And no, I wont be in MY car, so you wont recognise me....

 

I thought only bakers went to work so early in cape town.

[jog5000]

I thought only bakers went to work so early in cape town.

 

Close Steve... I'm a chef...

[mojopup]

Hahaha!! Kicking the door of a fellow cyclist is the dumbest thing Its a guaranteed way to get your butt kicked repeatedly by random people. Think a pic of the offender (before spoked butt) so we all know who to cream in races, throw tacks in front of and have a pump ready(to put in spokes etc).

[javadude]

So this morning on my way to work, some roadie decides to jump a red robot - intersection of the N1 and Waterfront... cars are coming off the highway! THAT WAS THE REASON I HOOTED AT YOU! So he decides to turn around and come and ask me what my problem is. After a little discussion, said ponce decides he's had enough, so he takes a kick at my car.

 

Moron, you are so bloody lucky that I didnt manage to catch you, because god knows, right now you'd be pulling your spokes out your rear end. Well done for making me - a cyclist - hate cyclists today. Dont worry, I'll see you tomorrow morning. And no, I wont be in MY car, so you wont recognise me....

 

So, when he jumped the lights did you almost hit him, or were you also stopped at the lights?

[jarek.pski]

and that is why I took the THINK BIKE sticker of my car...

stopped condoning stupidiots behaviour on the roads....

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

what a tard.

[Wayne Potgieter]

what a tard.

 

Is baby Mayhem a boy baby or a girl baby? 1st born?

[KnobbyMech]

I am all getting worked up for your sake.

 

So don't let this incident and thoughts/fantacies of revenge bugger up your day and week. Count to 1500, take a deep breath and forget about it. There will always be the appendixes of society; there with no function but to make us miserable.

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

Is baby Mayhem a boy baby or a girl baby? 1st born?

 

Don't know yet, bro. We're going to find out on the next scan, which is going to be 19th Jan (15/16 weeks) as that's when the doc gets back from holz.

 

And yes, firstborn!