DJR Posted January 24, 2012 Share Well, I am the toughest! And NOBODY can pigeonhole me because I took precautions! Last year I did a dual slalom race, an all mountain race, a cross country/marathon race, a road race and a 3-day stage race. O yes, I ride a road bike, a mountain bike and a tandem and I sometimes commute. I wear lycra and baggies with equal ease. I have a skate lid, a mtb and a road helmet. I only need to do unicycle, track and fixie also this year...... Oh ****, now that I think about it, I'll have to do a BMX race and some dirt jumping, eina!..... Edited January 24, 2012 by DJR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Earp Posted January 24, 2012 Share And real tough guys do cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Earp Posted January 24, 2012 Share Well, I am the toughest! And NOBODY can pigeonhole me because I took precautions! Last year I did a dual slalom race, an all mountain race, a cross country/marathon race, a road race and a 3-day stage race. O yes, I ride a road bike, a mountain bike and a tandem and I sometimes commute. I wear lycra and baggies with equal ease. I have a skate lid, a mtb and a road helmet. I only need to do unicycle, track and fixie also this year...... Oh ****, now that I think about it, I'll have to do a BMX race and some dirt jumping, eina!.....Only one thing missing, you need kids.If you have those, another supplementary hobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velouria Posted January 24, 2012 Share The answer is easy, of course the freerider/DHer is tougher. Hands down. I'd like to see a lycra clad XC'er take on a road gap jump, or a 10 foot drop off.I'll take a road gap jump any day, or a ten foot drop off if that is what defines tough. No guarantees that I'll be able to pull off the landing and I'll probably leave the scene in an ambulance. (Tough is suddenly sounding like a mental illness) Some of the toughest rides I've ever done have been from stop sign to stop sign. Against mates. In lycra. On a road bike. The taste of vomit in the back of your mouth is worth it for a week's worth of bragging rights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissVan Posted January 24, 2012 Share Well, I'd like World peace and a stamp with my face on it. Only the second part has come true thus far. Yes, I'm a roadie. Uh uh now your lying, pointless discussing / argueing anything with liars.Like troempie said to boesman the brak Voetsek! Edited January 24, 2012 by SwissVan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoman Posted January 24, 2012 Share This thread is like the ANC leadership.In the fight between Road vs MTB, all MTB disciplines stand together against roadies....but within themselves they fight about which is the hardest.aaahh, but who is the Juju of cycling then....?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny K Posted January 24, 2012 Share The lycra clan might lose (if they are roadies) as the will start fighting with each other about who is fitter, faster, and dont forget heart rate Don't forget the power meter readings :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Omega Man Posted January 24, 2012 Share aaahh, but who is the Juju of cycling then....?!That's easy. Enrico Rossi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Earp Posted January 24, 2012 Share Don't forget the power meter readings :clap: Ja ,but if they punch and kick at a high cadence ,I foresee some problems for the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smolly Posted January 24, 2012 Share This thread is like the ANC leadership.In the fight between Road vs MTB, all MTB disciplines stand together against roadies....but within themselves they fight about which is the hardest. There is nothing wrong with Lycra...... as long as it is not white! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy hardtail Posted January 24, 2012 Share Does tasting your own puke make you tough then? What about picking the gravel out of your knees and elbows? Or strapping your own broken wrist cos you don't have medical aid and government hospitals are, well... I guess we are all tough in our own way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted January 24, 2012 Share Should I write more? http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Tour+de+France+2009+Stage+Sixteen+cFyQpgQNoBNl.jpg Jensie, TdF 2009, Stage 16, THAT hi-speed crash... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BikeBailing Posted January 24, 2012 Share He ain't crying he just still had a piece of fence in his eye! This aggrevaited his optic nerve and caused his eyes to water! Unfortunately, this happened right as he walked on stage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger Dassie Posted January 24, 2012 Share Does tasting your own puke make you tough then? What about picking the gravel out of your knees and elbows? Or strapping your own broken wrist cos you don't have medical aid and government hospitals are, well... I guess we are all tough in our own way. Was covering some stuff in Alex earlier. Was speaking to a dude, he pedals one of those ice cream carts and puts money aside for his studies.This oke rides this thing everywhere, through rain, sun, winter etc ... He also works another job at a factory in Germiston, rides there and back all the time.So yeah, we're all 'tough' in our own way but I reckon this chap would **** us all up!Something to keep in mind when we're all riding for fun and thinking up crap about what other folk wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ the Expat Posted January 24, 2012 Share I am tough by default - Hey, Afrika is nie 'n plek vir sussies nie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob_mtb Posted January 24, 2012 Share I'll take a road gap jump any day, or a ten foot drop off if that is what defines tough. No guarantees that I'll be able to pull off the landing and I'll probably leave the scene in an ambulance. (Tough is suddenly sounding like a mental illness) Some of the toughest rides I've ever done have been from stop sign to stop sign. Against mates. In lycra. On a road bike. The taste of vomit in the back of your mouth is worth it for a week's worth of bragging rights!this entire thread gets my vote for lamest thread of the year, and the OP gets my vote for biggest troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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