Lance Armstrong Banned and Stripped of TDF Titles

[GoLefty!!]

I'll move this to the Friday Funnies thread in the morning for you...

 

as long as I win a prize

[TNT1]

as long as I win a prize

 

Joke of the day?

[GoLefty!!]

I figure its at least worth Joke of the Week

[TNT1]

I figure its at least worth Joke of the Week

 

Your prize is in the mail

[GoLefty!!]

i hope to be delivered by that the owner of that lovely derier in your avatar

[Jaco-fiets]

Ok guys! After 3 glasses of redwine and 1/4 bottle of lemonchello i am now convinced that Lance is innocent

 

I probably should take another glass just to make sure..........mmmmm

Edited October 18, 2012 by Jaco-fiets

['Dale]

A quote from an article on Inner Ring:

 

 

In fact we’ve been here before. In the wake of the Puerto scandal, the UCI tried to get riders to sign up to a pledge called “Riders’ commitment to a new cycling“.

I do solemnly declare, to my team, my colleagues, the UCI, the cycling movement and the public that I am not involved in the Puerto affair nor in any other doping case and that I will not commit any infringement to the UCI anti-doping rules. As proof of my commitment, I accept, if it should happen that I violate the rules and am granted a standard sanction of a two-year suspension or more, in the Puerto affair or in any other anti-doping proceedings, to pay the UCI, in addition to the standard sanctions, an amount equal to my annual salary for 2008 as a contribution to the fight against doping.

 

READ MORE HERE

http://inrng.com/2012/10/the-madness-of-zero-tolerance/#more-11416

[DJR]

Ok guys! After 3 glasses of redwine and 1/4 bottle of lemonchello i am now convinced that Lance is innocent

 

I probably should take another glass just to make sure..........mmmmm

 

Hey, isn't that doping yourself into believing the impossible.

[Jaco-fiets]

Hey, isn't that doping yourself into believing the impossible.

 

Yip! Just taking a couple on a fallen hero

[GoLefty!!]

A quote from an article on Inner Ring:

 

 

In fact we’ve been here before. In the wake of the Puerto scandal, the UCI tried to get riders to sign up to a pledge called “Riders’ commitment to a new cycling“.

I do solemnly declare, to my team, my colleagues, the UCI, the cycling movement and the public that I am not involved in the Puerto affair nor in any other doping case and that I will not commit any infringement to the UCI anti-doping rules. As proof of my commitment, I accept, if it should happen that I violate the rules and am granted a standard sanction of a two-year suspension or more, in the Puerto affair or in any other anti-doping proceedings, to pay the UCI, in addition to the standard sanctions, an amount equal to my annual salary for 2008 as a contribution to the fight against doping.

 

READ MORE HERE

http://inrng.com/201...nce/#more-11416

 

 

Well written and logical. But that's is exactly why the cycling community won't think that way

[petatodd]

I would be somewhat disappointed if he confesses. That would make him a "ex doper come clean without being tested positive" and then you all would have to start liking him

You are seriously challenged, aren't you?

 

I dont eat carrots! Im on a keto diet

And now we know why

[tombeej]

and in other news:

 

Levi is looking for a new team and Gazzetta reports that Ferrari's business was good business; 30 million euros in international web of money laundering & tax evasion

 

And now the contagion spreads... to triathlon...

[petatodd]

And now the contagion spreads... to triathlon...

Why do you think big Tex took his budgie smuggler and went to Triathlon?

[GoLefty!!]

pray do tell, the suspense is killing me.

[Thor Buttox]

And now the contagion spreads... to triathlon...

 

Apparently the Operation Puerto Spanish doctor had plenty of blood packs of tennis players, etc, and nothing came of it... so not just triathlon.

[flymango]

Ok guys! After 3 glasses of redwine and 1/4 bottle of lemonchello i am now convinced that Lance is innocent

 

I probably should take another glass just to make sure..........mmmmm

 

Stick to the champers. You know what Napoleon said about victory and defeat - pretty much where LA is now.