Selous Scout (aka LegTrap) Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 Breaking news on a new doping technique Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do yousometimes wish you were more assertive?If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacistabout Cabernet Sauvignon. Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and moreconfident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of yourshyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do justabout anything. You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and,with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that preventyou from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discovermany talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living. Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant ornursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing orbecoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, lossof motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, anda desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth OrDare, and Naked Twister. You will be made to think that you are a great cyclist...... use this in place of EPO WARNINGS:* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you arewhispering when you are not.* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friendsover and over again that you love them.* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you aretougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. Please feel free to share this important information with as many as youfeel may benefit! Now. just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz.= Coolcat, solo65 and DirtyFrank 3
GoLefty!! Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 So whats the next revelation? Aliens do exist outside of the USA?Elvis is Alive?Man really did walk on the moon? I just can't trust anything coming out the USA anylonger.
HappyMartin Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 Next revelation is Oakley has dropped him petatodd 1
Jaco-fiets Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 (edited) I reckon some of these sponsors are involved and should be delt with accordingly. Like i stated earlier, Lance is but the tip of the iceberg. When/if he starts singing like a canary then only will it be the biggest **** storm in the history of sport Edited October 22, 2012 by Jaco-fiets Danger Dassie 1
djvr Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 So it is over finaly. Sad day in the history of cycling. Bad for the reputation of cycling. Bloody dopers
Jaco-fiets Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 So it is over finaly. Sad day in the history of cycling. Bad for the reputation of cycling. Bloody dopers Over? Seriously? No my friend, it is only beginning!
'Dale Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 “People in cycling, especially the fans have been let down so many times so I understand why they question everything. Then again now that everything that's come out with Lance, it's all really sad what it's doing to the sport. Saying that it's good that the questions are being answered and it is in a way cleaning the slate so that a new generation can go forward and people can start trusting in the sport again. There's no way it's happening anymore.” From cyclingnews, with Froome Dog
GoLefty!! Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 No way it is over.Now way is it not happening any longer.I have serious doubts about Sky.
CWC Online Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 (edited) Give us your opinion.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMd3DdjaJhk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7UZfzi9EB0 Edited October 22, 2012 by CWC Online
gummibear Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 I will say it again....he is one of the best athletes of our time.He just evened out the playing field at that time.He should have come clean and not bullied the others. majestic and Help.Me. 2
xamnam Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 i wonder if he will keep his argus result? MTBPaul 1
Tubehunter Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 Opinions all over the "Lance Armstrong BANNED" thread. Most have more questions than answers related to the agenda which is not yet clear. It appears more as if the UCI are looking to show solidarity with the USADA to divert the obvious ineptitude they have at controlling the sport than send a clear message about how they intend dealing with the doping challenges the sport faces.
Stretch Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 (edited) Isn't there a whole thread dedicated to this Edited October 22, 2012 by Stretch petatodd and Azonic 2
GoLefty!! Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 totally ambivalent. However, the cycling industry benefited from his lies and will continue to reap the benefits of those lies for years to come at the expense of the real cyclists
MTB_Roadie Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 I am sure loads of others doped during their career as well...I think all previous dopers should maintain their titles, who wants a hand-me-down anyway... Lance was a good cyclist, yes he doped, but in the end he still needed to pedal... This should be a lesson, rather forget the past and focus on the future of cycling.... DirtyFrank 1
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