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Breaking news on a new doping technique

 

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you

sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist

about Cabernet Sauvignon.

 

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more

confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your

shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just

about anything.

 

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and,

with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent

you from living the life you want to live.

 

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover

many talents you never knew you had.

 

Stop hiding and start living.

 

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or

nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or

becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

 

Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss

of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,

delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and

a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or

Dare, and Naked Twister.

 

You will be made to think that you are a great cyclist...... use this in place of EPO

 

WARNINGS:

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are

whispering when you are not.

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends

over and over again that you love them.

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are

tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

 

Please feel free to share this important information with as many as you

feel may benefit!

 

Now. just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz.=

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I reckon some of these sponsors are involved and should be delt with accordingly. Like i stated earlier, Lance is but the tip of the iceberg. When/if he starts singing like a canary then only will it be the biggest **** storm in the history of sport

Edited by Jaco-fiets

“People in cycling, especially the fans have been let down so many times so I understand why they question everything. Then again now that everything that's come out with Lance, it's all really sad what it's doing to the sport. Saying that it's good that the questions are being answered and it is in a way cleaning the slate so that a new generation can go forward and people can start trusting in the sport again. There's no way it's happening anymore.”

 

 

From cyclingnews, with Froome Dog

Opinions all over the "Lance Armstrong BANNED" thread.

 

Most have more questions than answers related to the agenda which is not yet clear. It appears more as if the UCI are looking to show solidarity with the USADA to divert the obvious ineptitude they have at controlling the sport than send a clear message about how they intend dealing with the doping challenges the sport faces.

I am sure loads of others doped during their career as well...I think all previous dopers should maintain their titles, who wants a hand-me-down anyway...

 

Lance was a good cyclist, yes he doped, but in the end he still needed to pedal...

 

This should be a lesson, rather forget the past and focus on the future of cycling....

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