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If you use 'Veet' just make sure to only go as far as necessary .....

 

Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)

 

Reviews

 

=====Quote=====

 

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian

I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving

attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out

trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I

thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a

treat.

 

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered

myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews

and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how

wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and

after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to

the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood

waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was

replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as

like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting

the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life

until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any

religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what

seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not

bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and

only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through

the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into

the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled

the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the

lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only

temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon

returned .

 

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the

starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something

else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a

bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open

trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in

vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing

the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel

and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going

to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you

some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the

pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to

gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen

the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was

greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream

dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while

muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock

to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it

caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the

sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can

understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night

in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting

and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow

in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet

removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)

If you use 'Veet' just make sure to only go as far as necessary .....

 

Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)

 

Reviews

 

=====Quote=====

 

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian

I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving

attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out

trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I

thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a

treat.

 

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered

myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews

and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how

wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and

after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to

the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood

waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was

replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as

like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting

the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life

until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any

religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what

seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not

bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and

only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through

the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into

the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled

the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the

lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only

temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon

returned .

 

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the

starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something

else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a

bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open

trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in

vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing

the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel

and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going

to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you

some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the

pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to

gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen

the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was

greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream

dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while

muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock

to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it

caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the

sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can

understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night

in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting

and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow

in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet

removes hair, dignity and self respect... :)

one of the funniest thing I have read in a LONG time!!!

If you use 'Veet' just make sure to only go as far as necessary .....

 

Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)

 

Reviews

 

=====Quote=====

 

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian

I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving

attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out

trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I

thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a

treat.

 

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered

myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews

and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how

wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and

after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to

the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood

waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was

replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as

like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting

the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life

until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any

religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what

seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not

bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and

only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through

the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into

the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled

the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the

lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only

temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon

returned .

 

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the

starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something

else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a

bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open

trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in

vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing

the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel

and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going

to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you

some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the

pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to

gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen

the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was

greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream

dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while

muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock

to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it

caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the

sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can

understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night

in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting

and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow

in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet

removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)

 

Thanks a lot, wife and I had such a laugh just now!

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