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I prefer to think of it as a facelift.

 

You know, small improvements on the original.

 

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vaaaaaark HOW DARE YOUU VAAAAAARKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cursing: :cursing: :cursing: :cursing: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :devil: :devil:

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post-18409-1381401103,062.jpgwhats the problem?

 

The problem is that your wife will never be comfortable on that Avalanche....Its way too small.

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I am one who prefers a good chest, however ...........when her legs are massaging my neck, an immediate put off, is shankles.

 

You see, that is my point. When her legs are massaging your neck you are focussed on the something in the middle....

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You see, that is my point. When her legs are massaging your neck you are focussed on the something in the middle....

 

But uuuugh, the though of shankles, not even a nicely pierced and ample a pair would take my mind off that.

 

 

Nee kyk moer, dis darem maar lelik.

 

http://latebloomer13.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/cankles-28-weeks1.jpg

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But uuuugh, the though of shankles, not even a nicely pierced and ample a pair would take my mind off that.

 

 

Nee kyk moer, dis darem maar lelik.

 

http://latebloomer13.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/cankles-28-weeks1.jpg

 

Not pretty, maar kyk net verder noord.....

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Is that what water retention looks like?

 

Nope, those are cankles (I actually need to correct myself) shankles is a different problem.

 

http://www.empowernetwork.com/jp/files/2012/11/Screen-Shot-2012-11-20-at-11.24.43-PM.png

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But uuuugh, the though of shankles, not even a nicely pierced and ample a pair would take my mind off that.

 

 

Nee kyk moer, dis darem maar lelik.

 

http://latebloomer13.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/cankles-28-weeks1.jpg

That's exactly why I'm getting divorced.
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