Not so hot dismounts in action

[GreatGusto]

I developed the Ilze Involuntary Dismount Scale (IIDS) after a friend of mine started dismounting fairly often.

 

Level 0 :

Rider claims involuntary dismount occurred, but cannot provide any evidence or witness. Basically, it never happened! --> Treatment : None

 

Level 1 :

Involuntary dismount witnessed, but no visible injuries to rider other than pride. --> Treatment : None

 

Level 2 :

Minor bruising and grazing of skin, no blood. Includes getting smacked in the privates by your stem without passing out. --> Treatment : None

 

Level 3 :

Substaintial bruising and grazing of the skin. No wet bleeding. --> Treatment : First Aid Kit

 

Level 4 :

Bruising and cuts with flowing blood not requiring stitches. --> Treatment : First Aid Kit

 

Level 5 :

Temporary loss of consciousness not requiring hospitalisation. Includes passing out after getting smacked in the privates by your stem. --> Treatment : First Aid Kit

 

Level 6 :

Bruising and cuts with flowing blood requiring stitches. --> Treatment : Outpatient

 

Level 7 :

Substantial bruising, sprained joints requiring recovery and treatment of joint by doctor. --> Treatment : Outpatient

 

Level 8 :

Extended loss of consciousness or concussion requiring hospitalisation and CAT scans. --> Treatment : Hospitalisation

 

Level 9 :

Broken bones requiring hospitalisation and resetting with plates and pins. Internal bleeding. --> Treatment : Hospitalisation

 

Level 10 :

Let's hope nobody goes here. --> Treatment : Not required.

Edited July 15, 2014 by GreatGusto

[Raydek]

I developed the Ilze Involutary Dismount Scale (IIDS) after a friend of mine started dismounting fairly often.

 

Level 0 :

Rider claims involuntary dismount ocurred, but cannot provide any evidence or witness. Basically, it never happened! --> Treatment : None

 

Level 1 :

Involuntary dismount witnessed, but no visible injuries to rider other than pride. --> Treatment : None

 

Level 2 :

Minor bruising and grazing of skin, no blood. Includes getting smacked in the privates by your stem without passing out. --> Treatment : None

 

Level 3 : Substaintial bruising and grazing of the skin. No wet bleeding. --> Treatment : First Aid Kit

 

Level 4 :

Bruising and cuts with flowing blood not requiring stitches. --> Treatment : First Aid Kit

 

Level 5 :

Temporary loss of consciousness not requiring hospitalisation. Incudes passing out after getting smacked in the privates by your stem. --> Treatment : First Aid Kit

 

Level 6 :

Bruising and cuts with flowing blood requiring stitches. --> Treatment : Outpatient

 

Level 7 :

Substantial bruising, sprained joints requiring recovery and treatment of joint by doctor. --> Treatment : Outpatient

 

Level 8 :

Extended loss of consciousness or concussion requiring hospitalisation and CAT scans. --> Treatment : Hospitalisation

 

Level 9 :

Broken bones requiring hospitalisation and resetting with plates and pins. Internal bleeding. --> Treatment : Hospitalisation

 

Level 10 :

Let's hope nobody goes here. --> Treatment : Not required.

 

Lol!!! Classic...

Mine was a combination of outpatient 7&8..

[RockCoach]

Awesome. Did a 9 (twice) on the scale with additional treatment for Spruit infection inside the bone and wound. Extra points for losing 4cm of bone requiring bone graft

 

[DubbelBuys]

Awesome. Did a 9 (twice) on the scale with additional treatment for Spruit infection inside the bone and wound. Extra points for losing 4cm of bone requiring bone graft

 

How is the recovery coming along Sliiick?

 

Um, Robodog

[Raydek]

Awesome. Did a 9 (twice) on the scale with additional treatment for Spruit infection inside the bone and wound. Extra points for losing 4cm of bone requiring bone graft

 

YOH!!!

[arendoog]

Awesome. Did a 9 (twice) on the scale with additional treatment for Spruit infection inside the bone and wound. Extra points for losing 4cm of bone requiring bone graft

i can only imagine what type of crap (really)you can get in an open wound riding the spuit .I mean spruit

[Flashfozzy]

I have managed 1 to 8 sofar in 18 months of riding! 8 cost R22500 in hospital bills. Dont recommend trying it.

[RockCoach]

 

 

How is the recovery coming along Sliiick?

 

Um, Robodog

 

Very well thanks. I hardly think about my arm at all unless I'm doing the exercises. Just have to remember not to lift anything heavy.

 

BUT going in for a bone graft on Monday so that will set the recovery back a bit.

 

 

Edit: interestingly, I have never done a 5,6,7 or 8

 

 

 

 

Edited July 11, 2014 by Robodog

[Spoke101]

Oh look a penny!!!

Where is the rider?

Friends at Duzi2C

Road rash coming up!

Look here ladies!

A sideways penny.

 

Then there is the Daddy, Oh look a penny combined with a Scorpion and you cleated in and bike is riding you!!!

[Spoke101]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rulb_KCzSo&feature=player_detailpage

[Spoke101]

[Vangar]

 

Found the video of that....could have been so much worse. Looks hillarious

 

[Spoke101]

Found the video of that....could have been so much worse. Looks hillarious

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxEemzhCOA

It looks like the Fork lowers just popped off. Never really thought of that happening, a bit worried now off to check my fork.

[Vangar]

It looks like the Fork lowers just popped off. Never really thought of that happening, a bit worried now off to check my fork.

 

Yup thought the same, then thought how cruel you can be to someone by loosening the bolts.

[Raydek]

It looks like the Fork lowers just popped off. Never really thought of that happening, a bit worried now off to check my fork.

 

Colour me worried!!!!! Didn't know that could happen...

[RocknRolla]

the french scorpion

Edit:

 

Refer Raydek's post.

my IT skills = dubious.

Edited August 6, 2014 by RocknRolla