Bonus Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs6RmMZl_Fj/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=dhklgk8jcxwh His legs are like "wtf do you want from us??" Odinson, peetwindhoek and Warren_G 3
Allrounder Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 https://www.instagram.com/p/BsL1bc3Igzc/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1bse5p7w0sc8fHe actually parked his bike for his expedition of the untamed forest.
Warren_G Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 He actually parked his bike for his expedition of the untamed forest.[emoji23]
Dadbod Racing Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 hahahahahah I forgot about this thread. I shoulda posted this two weeks ago. Anyhoo back to my misfortune. I was riding out near Constantia Nek, about to do that 180 turn and go towards Southern Cross drives Greenbelts. As I drop who knows what I was thinking or doing and boom flip, straight over the handle bars. As I lay there laughing at myself I slowly (I'm over 30 years old theres no need to rush these things anymore) I straighten my bars and off I go. I notice my brake level moved slightly so I pull over to adjust it. Another rider comes past and asks if I'm ok, I'm like yeah why wouldn't I be then I check myself.... Arm grazed, cycling shirt, arm, glove, bag all full of dust. He knew I hit the deck.... :-) Bonus 1
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 https://www.instagram.com/p/BsL1bc3Igzc/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1bse5p7w0sc8fWHAT A SAVE! And an equally impressive fail! Warren_G 1
GrahamS2 Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 I had a biggie just before Christmas. Chasing a mate on single track, cut a corner tight and my shoe hooked a root. Back wheel jumped out and BOOM, I hit a tree and then face planted into the track. Didn't even get my arms under me. Damage assessment revealed sliced left quad (dropper post lever...), grazed knees and elbows, and a cracked sternum (heart rate monitor + tree root = pain!). I got off lightly in retrospect, as I was moving when I went down. Dadbod Racing, Bonus and Captain Fastbastard Mayhem 3
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 I had a biggie just before Christmas. Chasing a mate on single track, cut a corner tight and my shoe hooked a root. Back wheel jumped out and BOOM, I hit a tree and then face planted into the track. Didn't even get my arms under me. Damage assessment revealed sliced left quad (dropper post lever...), grazed knees and elbows, and a cracked sternum (heart rate monitor + tree root = pain!). I got off lightly in retrospect, as I was moving when I went down. Eish. That's crap! I was lucky, recently. Hoogies final descent, just by that little rock gap. I went left (don't like the rock gap there, and it's the slow line) and went just a bit toooo far left on the trail. You can normally boost over a chicane there and land on the trail again, but the front wheel landed off the trail and then hit a rock. OTB ejection seat stuff. Luckily no rock to fall on, but I was going a fair speed. No damage, this time.. GrahamS2 1
Warren_G Posted February 3, 2019 Posted February 3, 2019 Play stupid games win stupid prizes https://www.instagram.com/p/BtZYhC5Fqeb/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=eg4vjv9jjlp3
Arries87 Posted February 4, 2019 Posted February 4, 2019 How did he ever think he was going to clear that?!https://www.instagram.com/p/BtYv1Icn5nM/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Warren_G Posted February 5, 2019 Posted February 5, 2019 [emoji15]https://www.instagram.com/p/Btf9x4Tl0Ve/ Dadbod Racing 1
Skylark Posted February 5, 2019 Posted February 5, 2019 [emoji15] https://www.instagram.com/p/Btf9x4Tl0Ve/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=vm4a4xtbceeuThe illustrated guide to the perfect tarmac face slam, with extra face rub included.
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