Baaisikilist Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 Hey Swen Lauer UCI Certified Coach, if you fall on your head while wearing an asshat, do you just end up with a bruised butt?No, you end up with severe retardation, resulting in believing that you can charge 600 Euro for a 2 week training program.
BDF Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 His facebook profile includes his other achievements such as:- 12 times Tour de France Winner- 4 times Epic winner (under his alias Swiss names)- 6 times winner of the Noble Science and Magic prize- Past president of 3 African Countries including Zimbabwe- First man to ride a fatbike on the surface of the moon (although these photos will only be released in 2019) I heard that he is also indestructible - the Chuck Norris of cycling!
Dicky DQ Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 UCI certified coach Swen Lauer has left the building
SwissVan Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 UCI certified coach Swen Lauer has left the building I wonder if he will be at Lenzerheide DH / XCO this weekend
TALUS Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 His facebook profile includes his other achievements such as:- 12 times Tour de France Winner- 4 times Epic winner (under his alias Swiss names)- 6 times winner of the Noble Science and Magic prize- Past president of 3 African Countries including Zimbabwe- First man to ride a fatbike on the surface of the moon (although these photos will only be released in 2019)I love Fridays
NotSoBigBen Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 I think it's safe to say that he is not too concerned by what's happening here on the hub at this point, strange chap indeed this 'Swen Lauer UCI Certified Coach'
SwissVan Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 I think it's safe to say that he is not too concerned by what's happening here on the hub at this point, strange chap indeed this 'Swen Lauer UCI Certified Coach' Like most people who THINK the sun shines out of their arse, they are oblivious to bad publicity
DIPSLICK Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 I think its safe to say, this thread has gone far past the point where we can expect an answer from this clown, I mean really what could // would he say???? new angle to the thread,,I know it would be hard for most of us to relate but what could possibly be said??? and I am not talking about within the first 2 pages of the thread im talking TODAY MAC himself couldnt even try spin this one out
Thor Buttox Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 I think its safe to say, this thread has gone far past the point where we can expect an answer from this clown, I mean really what could // would he say???? new angle to the thread,,I know it would be hard for most of us to relate but what could possibly be said??? and I am not talking about within the first 2 pages of the thread im talking TODAY MAC himself couldnt even try spin this one out'I am Swen Lauer, UCI Certified Instructor, and member of Amnesty International. I have donated the €600 to underprivileged wine makers in Jermany. Please feel sympathy for me' We would all go aaaaah, and book lessons for October. Nein? (COD, of course)
Eddy Gordo Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 I think its safe to say, this thread has gone far past the point where we can expect an answer from this clown, I mean really what could // would he say???? new angle to the thread,,I know it would be hard for most of us to relate but what could possibly be said??? and I am not talking about within the first 2 pages of the thread im talking TODAY MAC himself couldnt even try spin this one outDear MarcL As UCI certified MTB & BMX Coach l KTM bikes/Giro/Crank brother Ambassador l Product Designer l Founder of Pedal2Medal bike school I have to sincerely apologies. I was lost in the alp after drinking all the beer I could with the money I received from you. I am gonna have to host a few training sessions to make up some cash and possibly refund you or alternatively I can give you an 8 month plan to make up for the time loss you have experienced. RegardsSevn Lauer - UCI certified MTB & BMX Coach l KTM bikes/Giro/Crank brother Ambassador l Product Designer l Founder of Pedal2Medal bike school NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pikey Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 ok so the W2W videos really got pulled?! wonder if that was from W2W wanting to limit their exposure or from his side? anyway, because it's friday here is a new Swen video. ok it's actually Sven (Sven Sven).who is from Sweden and has the weirdest hairline ever. but this is a classic. and let's be honest, you don't see the current world champions ever doing this again whahha very funny,had a good laugh.
Shebeen Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 so it looks like they're onto him in dasbierland http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/56223733.jpg http://m.memegen.com/ml5rsj.jpg http://treasure.diylol.com/uploads/post/image/381179/resized_the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world-meme-generator-i-don-t-always-get-drunk-but-when-i-do-i-go-full-swen-dee84b.jpghttp://www.meme-generator.de/media/created/q0z4pq.jpg
BarHugger Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 I still want a peek at the two week program.......with all the expertise here it might even result in a case of plagiarism......UCI have a copy-paste certificate in MTB coaching.
Thor Buttox Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 I still want a peek at the two week program.......with all the expertise here it might even result in a case of plagiarism......UCI have a copy-paste certificate in MTB coaching.I can understand distance learning for fitness and strength, but perhaps Shebeen can ask if he does distance learning for technical skills. Programme: MondayFind a steep hill. Go, go, go! Focus!! No crying!! Get back on zer hoss!! Tuesday: Repeat Wed: Repeat
Thor Buttox Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 Page 40 I hear you all exclaim! And still nothing from the NPA. Sigh (No, not National Prosecutions, the Narcissistic Personality Asshat)
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