who is Die MUISHOND?

[porqui]

Die MUISHOND must up his game. I see my son is beating him on some of the Helderberg segments. 

 

Die Muishond has not ridden Helderberg yet - Starva has just filled in so long in anticipation.

[Guest notmyname]

I heard that the "Bomb hole" on the spruit was cause by Die Muishond when he took a tumble while learning to ride clipped in as a nipper.

[ahmedbadat]

some say he has to do his power and FTP tests on a dyno machine for cars.

[karma]

some say he has to do his power and FTP tests on a dyno machine for cars.

 

I heard FTP does a MUISHOND test...

[Odinson]

Some say he can seat a tubeless tyre with only his breath and that he can turn a mud spike tyre into a semi-slick after just one ride.

[Fox3]

Some say he rides a hardtail with a rigid fork cause rocks are like sponges to him and he glides down drop offs

[BDF]

I heard a rumor that he only rides a SS Fixie with a steel frame and does not use handlebar tape. He rides the MTB trail segments with 53/11..

[Matchstix]

Heard it is going to start a new wheelsize. Purely for the to fuel the wheelsize debate on the bikehub.

[Shebeen]

word on the street is that he signed surety for Numba 1's bank loan with VBS mutual.

[Thor Buttox]

Die Muishond has been strangely quiet of late. Word is he grew tired of the manicured trails here in the Cape and needed to find a way to make them harder and less pleasant. He has since organised a Specialised endorsement and is back where he belongs.

[Bloukrans]

Rumour has it that Die Muishond will attend the PPA AGM!! #HKGK

[Hairy]

Rumour has it that Die Muishond will attend the PPA AGM!! #HKGK

I thought the PPA AGM was attending Die Muishond's meeting!?!?!?

[Bloukrans]

I thought the PPA AGM was attending Die Muishond's meeting!?!?!?

Die Muishond proposed a motion that more road events be organised  

 

That motion was not placed on the agenda

[Eugene Oppelt]

I went searching for Die Muishond this morning for a few hours.

Saw something in the distance as squirrels, snakes and peacocks were bowing to a solitary figure on a distant hilltop.

 

With all the power my legs could summon, I rushed to the scene.

And, in a blink, they all rushed off just before I could ID the legend.

[OneLove]

His name was written in chalk on the top of Mont Ventoux on the 14 July.

Some say Froome ran because his bike was broken others say he saw Die Muishond.

[Meezo]

so...