Mada3400 Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 Salesman: *Glances at me, looks at bike* "There, thats the right height for your seat!" The dude didn't even sell me the right size bike!goodness i was naive back then...
Spock Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 "None of our bikes have a weight limit" Thank you Cyclelab salesman....it turns out you were way wrong
Paul Ruinaard Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 Can you please ride the race these cycling kit we had made in the corporate colours, yes the shorts are are really good quality (only shorts ever to wear a proper hole in my arse and you sweated like crazy in the jersey) Chamois Cream is for sissies (in the above theme). During epic training after many long rides: Just put rubbing alcohol on your arse when you are a bit chafed - it will clean up the infection and make things a bit tougher. It doesn't sting. I think I howled like a wolf... But the all time worst I got was - if you are enjoying the ride then you need a road bike to go really fast. 20 years and countless tens of thousands of rands blown on bicycles.
Thor Buttox Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 I'm all ears.Not a fricken chance. You maniac lads need no help from the likes of me! Maybe 'Use a bell to scare the desert animals' is about as far as I'll go.
NotSoBigBen Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 Ask for help on the Hub .... ???? Sent from my LG-D958 using Tapatalk
Thor Buttox Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 That moment when you open your eyes and there's a circle of helmeted heads looking down asking "are you ok?" tuck and roll indeed .... landed on the roll around my middle ... Two words... Camelbak! My portable pillow...
Patchelicious Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 "Oh, you had a terrible experience with CWC? I suggest you go and ask the BikeHub crowd for advice!"
Patchelicious Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 Two words... Camelbak! My portable pillow..."Buy a camelbak"
Thor Buttox Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 "Buy a camelbak"Ja, ja, ja... Until you have had a cheap valve leaking down your leg (no euphemism), you haven't known the misery...
Patchelicious Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 Ja, ja, ja... Until you have had a cheap valve leaking down your leg (no euphemism), you haven't known the misery...I have 2 Camelbaks, bought one before I knew what a 29er was, then I was forced to buy one for Tour de Tuli last year as we had to carry a minimum of 3litres into Zim because Uncle Knob was putting his people on water rations. It's still covered in Shashi River dust.....
Stretch Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 Racking my brain...I can honestly say I have only been given excellent advice....I must have good mates
Jase619 Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 The Amashova is a downhill race ... Hahaha, biggest lie ever!!!
Jurgens Smit Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 When you ask at what pace the ride will be at: "Nah boet don't worry, it's an easy coffee ride" and "Don't worry, you'll be fine"
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