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My wife just doesn't get it!


Chris NewbyFraser

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I suspect mine just plays dumb. Keeping her ammo for one day ... As they say make hay while the sun shines.

 

My roadie stands in the lounge. So when I got myself a MTB, the first question wasn't how much, but ... where's that going to stand? LOL

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You showed your wife bike parts you had bought - I did not understand why you would do that then I read Spez and I understood.

 

There are a few concepts you need to understand - you will get there.

 

 

By the way if you show her a bought parts again you might be a DeadFossil instead of a fatfossil.

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My wife named my new bike "Padrona" (mistress), because I spend more time riding my bike than.... well you know the rest :ph34r:

 

Says that she knows I love it more than her, but also knows that I can't get it pregnant.

 

Do also service and wash her on a regular basis? The bike.....????

My wife also doesn't understand????????????????

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I found that since my divorce it pissis her off even more when I spend money on stuff she has no knowledge of.

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I found that since my divorce it pissis her off even more when I spend money on stuff she has no knowledge of.

 

Eish I thought when it's over then it's over or am I mistaken.

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I run up and down with excitement during a big sporting event, say a game-saving try in the 84th minute.

 

She sits and watches the same television screen, barely blinking.

 

Women.

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What I do not understand is that all you guys still try and understand woman!!??

 

That to me is more confusing than having an interest in road cycling...  :oops:

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If your wife did " get it " she would probably be a passionate cyclist too. Your cycling budget will be halved instantly. ;) rather have her oblivious to the pleasures of sexy smooth shifting and keep the budget to yourself. Just saying......

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Or buy Campagnolo and you will get a really big reaction when the credit card bill arrives.

 

but who cares if you bought campagnolo...you will be out riding ,caressing,lovingly riding it .
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Buy SRAM next time. Pretty sure you'll get a reaction then.

nothing comes close to campagnolo in sexiness.........

 

 

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My wife named my new bike "Padrona" (mistress), because I spend more time riding my bike than.... well you know the rest :ph34r:

 

Says that she knows I love it more than her, but also knows that I can't get it pregnant.

padrona is actually a lady boss, mantenuta is a mistress........coming from a real Italian and not google [emoji6]

 

 

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I can attest to having another half very passionate about cycling, and can confirm the halving the budget as well. . . It's more along the lines of "if you upgrade, then I can upgrade too". . . With my money mostly. . .

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