If you had to choose 1...

[GrahamS2]

Bandage. Doubles as tp in extreme emergencies.

 

Jokes aside, I've ridden with a bandage on me for the last 25 years. Ever since one of my school mates hacked his leg open on his chainring and I just happened to have a bandage in my saddle bag (yes, I also used to ride with toe clips    It was the 90's ffs!). 

[Serious Panda]

Bandage. Doubles as tp in extreme emergencies.

 

Jokes aside, I've ridden with a bandage on me for the last 25 years. Ever since one of my school mates hacked his leg open on his chainring and I just happened to have a bandage in my saddle bag (yes, I also used to ride with toe clips    It was the 90's ffs!). 

 

Yo this is no excuse they did have clipless mtb pedals in the 90s!

[Shebeen]

Depends. if you're in the berg crossing freshwater every 5km then that's taken care of.

 

You can get away without TP too then, as a full bottle is basically a portable one of these

 

all things being equal, a multitool is what you really need the most

[PygaSchmyga]

Dip into that bib and grab a bit of chamois cream. Not only will it help moisturise those chapped lips, it will also stop you licking them and making them worse 

 

 

I think this is one of the funniest replies I have read on theHub....

Agreed.  It also happens to be the most stomach churning comment too!  I think I threw up in my mouth. 

 

Jassus Grebel, that is some twisted sh$t!

[Pikey]

Jassus Grebel, that is some twisted sh$t!

only if patch had a Ruby Murray the night before ????

[popcorn_skollie]

Are you planning on eating this raw? Only 1 thing, so you are not allowed to carry matches

 

Just banter. But I do actually carry food with me.

No energy bars, gels or anything like that. Sometimes fruit, biltong, jelly beans.

But mostly I just stop at the garage and grab one of these.

 

http://www.bakingtimes.co.za/website/admin/UserFiles/Image/Articles/Science%20of%20Baking/Piemans.jpg

 

I won't say its the one thing I always have. But if you see me on the trail.

Chances are I probably have a pie in my bag... or I've already eaten it.

[dave303e]

So my guts went properly south during a little run on the first day of wartrail earlier this year, my 2c is that buffs are far too long and can be torn into 3 for if you need tp, if you sweating enough it becomes like a wet wipe #winning

 

Squirt barrier balm sachet weighs minimal, great for emergency if you start chaffing on a long ride/run, also really great lip ice, I got through EA using the barrier balm as lip ice cos lost my zambuk somewhere in transition on 1st day

[BigDL]

But how will you get the smell out of your bibs?

I don't normally bring my bibs anywhere near my nose, so the smell doesn't worry me. What do you do with yours? [emoji23]

 

 

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[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

A few marinated chops

That was me last friday...

[OneLove]

What are you going to do with that?

 

Edit: Pure hemp is bad for you let me enlighten you:

https://vapestore.co.za/portable-vaporizers/arizer-solo-two

I had one but didn't work nicely. That one looks like it will work though.

[Serious Panda]

I had one but didn't work nicely. That one looks like it will work though.

 

 

That 1 is portable and can be carried on rides, but for home use... I know people who know other people who only use it for lemongrass and wildflower and other legal herb vaping, that this balloon vaporizer is the best buy ever:

https://vapestore.co.za/table-top-vaporizers/extreme-q-vaporizer-4-0

[Shebeen]

So my guts went properly south during a little run on the first day of wartrail earlier this year, my 2c is that buffs are far too long and can be torn into 3 for if you need tp, if you sweating enough it becomes like a wet wipe #winning

 

Squirt barrier balm sachet weighs minimal, great for emergency if you start chaffing on a long ride/run, also really great lip ice, I got through EA using the barrier balm as lip ice cos lost my zambuk somewhere in transition on 1st day

wanted to say a buff. in my team i have a running joke about 99 uses of a buff.

[PhilipV]

1 thing: Cellphone

But then I always ride with a multitool as well. In my multitool there is a medaid card and R20.

Weird things in my backpack:

Kleenex, space blanket and a tiny 1st and kit.

I've seen a lady go into shock after a fall, space blanket helped alot until the medics arrived. And I've given a bandage to a mate who had to take a veldtie, he reckoned it was softer than 2ply.

With a fresh baby in the house, I can freely say that sudocream makes for great chamois cream, and that bepanthen is amazing on chapped lips and saddles ores.

[Heel Drop]

if you in CT and a stoep K@ker u just ring the bell when done and ask for the TP no need to carry the xtra weight