R126,000,000.00 Release of your outstanding fund

[Eddy Gordo]

Rather interesting email I received.

 

RELEASE OF YOUR OUTSTANDING FUND.

From Mr. Malusi Gigaba Reply-To gigabam@minister.com Date Thu 02:49 Priority Normal

Attention:

 

As the new minister of finance of South Africa, while going through the files on my table on assuming office, I came across a payment file on my desk containing information about a fund in your favor which the former minister, Pravin Gordhan did not pay out to you.

 

The information in the payment file indicates that the fund which belongs to you was sent from Reserve bank after a prolonged attempt by the bank to effect payment to you without success.

 

The fund is R126,000,000.00. Do you know about the fund?

 

You are therefore, required to confirm the following for immediate completion of your payment.

 

1, NAME AND CURRENT ADDRESS.

2, AGE AND CURRENT JOB.

3, TELEPHONE NUMBER.

4, PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS IF ANY.

 

Yours Faithfully.

 

Malusi Gigaba

Minister of Finance,

Republic of South Africa.

Fax: 086 265 0311.

[dev null]

Nigerians don't miss a trick. Wonder how many stupid people fall for these on a daily basis?

[Napalm]

I didn't know there's a Gupta on the Hub?

[Jewbacca]

Santa Cruz bikes for everyone!

[Long Wheel Base]

Imagine zuma trying to read that number out.

O and congrats on your "winnings"

[bikebloke]

wow you so lucky I hope theres one for me also  

[Griffin]

"As the new minister of finance of South Africa, while going through the files on my table on assuming office, I came across ...."

 

As if he actually works... 

[dev null]

"As the new minister of finance of South Africa, while going through the files on my table on assuming office, I came across ...."

 

As if he actually works... 

 

That bastard Pravin forgot to tell you about your windfall. 

[Paulst12]

Take the letter to your boss and tell him/her to stick their job as you are buying the company with the Finance Ministers blessing .... oh and good luck on Monday

[HairyLegs]

Imagine zuma trying to read that number out.

O and congrats on your "winnings"

Looks like he is moonlighting as a writer for Wheels24 now:

http://www.wheels24.co.za/News/Guides_and_Lists/r30-000-million-bugatti-for-sa-car-questions-answered-car-sales-wrap-20170810

[Eddy Gordo]

http://68.media.tumblr.com/e1aed171ded2bd78cc8dc0e73b594eaf/tumblr_o17frv0cdu1u9u459o1_500.gif

[mecheng89]

http://68.media.tumblr.com/e1aed171ded2bd78cc8dc0e73b594eaf/tumblr_o17frv0cdu1u9u459o1_500.gif

 

Little critter in the middle is trippin' hard! 

[SwissVan]

1, NAME AND CURRENT ADDRESS

2, AGE AND CURRENT JOB

3, TELEPHONE NUMBER

4, PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS IF ANY

 

 

 

What exactly can they do with this information should someone be gullible enough to provide it?

 

Most of that could bd found on a LinkedIn profile without much fuss

[Plentipotential]

"As the new minister of finance of South Africa, while going through the files on my table on assuming office, I came across ...."

 

As if he actually works... 

 

Chirp of the week.     

[(Deon)]

How much?!

 

Listen properly.

 

One, hundred, twenty sixty thousand hundred, er. One, twenty sixty hundred thousand and, hehe, millionty and zero.

[Phatman]

Saw the title and thought the article would be about CSA deciding to #paybackthemoney to everyone they scammed. Wishful thinking...