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Mojoman

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  1. Metro Redoux available for free on Epic https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2020/12/22/metro-2033-redux-is-free-on-epic-today/
  2. Maybe this one? Hi All, both these bikes were stolen from us in Woodstock today on the myciti bus lane at gunpoint. Please be on the lookout, Any info please contact me Todd@067627559 https://www.facebook.com/groups/mountainbiketrailssouthafrica
  3. I see Epic Games has a bit of a sale and some free offers over the next few days...
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  5. Lol...that's because they are looking for the upgrades in the wrong place.... Check out the garages and homes and booze cabinets of the cadres that administer the parks... Should be some nice upgrades there.....
  6. Just keep at it...changes take time....
  7. It means you don't actually know until you try and claim....
  8. Nice early ride aside from the sudden and unexpected shower halfway through it...
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    Lol, one comment I saw for this was both require an active subscription...
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    Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees." The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees. Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our cleaners has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing cleaner. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?" A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Managers, and Project Managers so no-one would notice anything, and you have to go and eat the cleaner!"
  11. Bad luck man...Its always amazing how one ride can quickly turn into a complete headache sometimes...
  12. Lol, just sat through this with my dogs...I think they are traumatised....Thanks John Boy...Movie was released in 1971...In contrast I now have Married with Children Christmas special on..... Al Bundy " I hate Christmas, The mall is full of nothing but women and children...all you hear is ' I want this'...'I want that'... 'I need you to get me this'.....And then there is the children...."
  13. Lol, it will be worth it in the end...
  14. Those G shocks seem OK...my previous employer always used to wear one and it suffered the abuse of the factory... hands and arms in cutting fluid and hydraulic oil and crap and shrapnel flying off mills and lathes...
  15. Not a big fan of balloons as it scares the crap out of the animals but they do look cool as they rise into the sky... (I so wish this uploader wasn't restricted to 2MB....painful)
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  17. Nice to see the sun again...
  18. I live just round the corner....I'm not a fan of this hill but its a quick way up and out of the village for me!
  19. Bike took me up the hill this morning...then I though sod this, I don't fancy a morning cleaning my bike...went back down the hill and home and changed kit, put on the running shoes then went back up the hill and onwards!
  20. Nice start to the morning.but the wind started up and you can see the rain/storm clouds already starting to build up in the distance....hopefully we see some of that rain over the weekend...
  21. You will need to blow up a McDonalds or something and plant vegetables in the crater.... No-one will take you seriously otherwise....The bigger the bang, the better the reaction... Be Strong Brother....
  22. There is occasional good deal on second hand cards on Bid or Buy....
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    I'll remember this tip....
  24. that will be the same cops that don't have handcuffs and can use 9mms as hammers....
  25. Is it just me or does it seem CT and the Cape in general has more attacks on cyclists/hikers/runners than us lot up here in JHB/Cowteng? (or is it because when the weather is good in the Cape so many of you folk gap it outside so pickings are a lot richer!)
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