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What they should do is paint a pair of naked breasts on the gearbox of either the Mercedes or the Red Bull - guaranteed Marzipan will never spin out if that was the case.

 

On second thoughts he would probably drive right into the back of one of them just to get a closer look.

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What they should do is paint a pair of naked breasts on the gearbox of either the Mercedes or the Red Bull - guaranteed Marzipan will never spin out if that was the case.

 

On second thoughts he would probably drive right into the back of one of them just to get a closer look.

 

Great idea, but might be better to paint it on a Williams, as he'll then at least be able to see it...

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I see that F1 promises an F1 race in Africa - most likely Kylami in 5 years.

 

That would get me to travel to Jhb.

Okay but how

 

 

Do they really expect the trqcl owners to pony up mahbe 100-150million zar (if that little) to get the tracl compliant with their safety standards.

 

And then the tracl owners have to PAY to host A GP

 

And then another 50 million will hqve to be spent on security for the event ,cause well RSA

 

This would be awesome and A great experience but logically i reqlly cant see it happening

 

 

 

In my eyes Rawanda has the best chance of making this happen

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This new phone's bloody keypad id driving me nuts.....

LOL what phone is it? So I know to stay away. or maybe you have banana fingers.....

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Okay but how

 

 

Do they really expect the trqcl owners to pony up mahbe 100-150million zar (if that little) to get the tracl compliant with their safety standards.

 

And then the tracl owners have to PAY to host A GP

 

And then another 50 million will hqve to be spent on security for the event ,cause well RSA

 

This would be awesome and A great experience but logically i reqlly cant see it happening

 

 

 

In my eyes Rawanda has the best chance of making this happen

Sounds like there may be some assistance and bending of rules to get F1 to Africa. Like Monaco does not pay to host and keeps the advertising at the circuit. Something similar would be done to get F1 on all continents. Pretty sure if people can EFT some bucks to the solidarity fund to blow into the wind, they will do the same to get Ferrari to SA.

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as much as i would like a race here..I truly-madly-deeply hope it doesn't happen at 'kakalami'. I'd still prefer a CT streetrace of some sort like the other proposal. That track was unfit for f1 in the 90s already. They ruined it when they changed the original 70s layout. It's short, narrow and decidedly bland except for maybe one or two corners. yes the undulation is nice...but it's just a whimper of the original track's. in 99-2000 already they were complaining how shiort and narrow the track was in testing. imagine with these modern huge cars.  I went to go watch winter testing every year they were there...bunked school and my mother allowed it lol. it was my religion after all.  Williams and BAR back then. 

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Yes but to we really want Marzipan free to roam the nightclubs of Pretoria and Cape Town? (Because every South African knows the prettiest girls are from Pretoria or Cape Town  ;) )

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Pipe dreams of za ever hosting an f1 again.

 

Even cheaper events like WSB an MotoGP are no longer keen.

 

Just not enough groundswell for it.

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Sounds like there may be some assistance and bending of rules to get F1 to Africa. Like Monaco does not pay to host and keeps the advertising at the circuit. Something similar would be done to get F1 on all continents. Pretty sure if people can EFT some bucks to the solidarity fund to blow into the wind, they will do the same to get Ferrari to SA.

I could see that happening cause Monaco doesnt actually meet the standards as well , but they race there for the heritage and cause its one of the unofficial tripple crown. I struggle to see how it would be justified tho.

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LOL what phone is it? So I know to stay away. or maybe you have banana fingers.....

A52

 

Its actually bigger than my old one and feels more responsive but the spacing is still screwing me around.ill hopefully be used to it in the mext week

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A52

 

Its actually bigger than my old one and feels more responsive but the spacing is still screwing me around.ill hopefully be used to it in the mext week

Make the keys bigger? What keyboard you using? have you tried the swiftkey app?

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Make the keys bigger? What keyboard you using? have you tried the swiftkey app?

 

Standard keyboard installed , swiftkey is just gimmicky to me

 

Don't think i can make them bigger like its edge to edge on the screen :D

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