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I know I'm a bastard, but a friend did this to kid who was walking home from school. A 3-metre high wave on a sunny day - I dunno how he explained to his mother, but I'd love to have heard it. And the look on his face ... bwahahaha! OK, we were young then.

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I know I'm a bastard, but a friend did this to kid who was walking home from school. A 3-metre high wave on a sunny day - I dunno how he explained to his mother, but I'd love to have heard it. And the look on his face ... bwahahaha! OK, we were young then.

 

I did this to some poor dude who was strutting is brand new white coat down some road in London - was cutting it fine to cut in front of a bus before I smacked some parked cars and saw the puddle too late. I just saw this sheet of water jetting out from the front wheel... didn't see what happened as I was too busy completing my (somewhat reckless) manoeuvre. I remember thinking that if I ever go to hell, this will be the main driver...

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I did this to some poor dude who was strutting is brand new white coat down some road in London - was cutting it fine to cut in front of a bus before I smacked some parked cars and saw the puddle too late. I just saw this sheet of water jetting out from the front wheel... didn't see what happened as I was too busy completing my (somewhat reckless) manoeuvre. I remember thinking that if I ever go to hell, this will be the main driver...

 

Don't worry about hell. You will have plenty company there… :devil:

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Mishack and Sello entered a chocolate shop. As they were busy looking around, Mishack steals 3 chocolate bars.

After leaving the store Mishack says to Sello, "man, I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates, and no one saw me, U can't beat that".

Sello replies, “You want to see something better?"

Let’s go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing"

So they went to the counter and Sello says to the shopkeeper: "Do you want to see magic?

Shopkeeper replies, "Yes!"

Sello says, "Ok, give one chocolate bar"

The shopkeeper gave him one, and he eats it.

He asks for the 2nd and he eats it as well.

He asks for the 3rd and finishes that too.

The shopkeeper asks, "But where is the magic?"

Sello replies: "Check in my friends pocket and you'll find them!"

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