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Yeah, I wasn't allowed the controls - wise move - but I fly in one when they were based out Brakpan/Springs way. The pilot was a first officer for SAA and gave commentary in that deadpan and droll way some pilots do…"there's the horizon and there it goes again…at this point you may feel faint and passout…"

 

I love how solid they feel when flying them. He only allowed me to take the controls on the back of my pilots licence. He first let me do some steep turns before allowing me to do a barrel roll.

 

And I should add, that I have done an aerobatics rating. I don't think they would have allowed me otherwise.

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Vlug SAL 235 is in die lug. Kaptein heet almal welkom en gewone wara wara.

 

Hy vergeet om die intercom af te sit. Hy sit agteroor en se vir die co pilot: "Sit hom op autopilot. Ek gaan nou k@k en dan gaan ek daai nuwe waardin spyker." Die passasiers stuk in hulle kos van skok. Die waardin hardloop cockpit toe. 'n Ou oom vang haar aan die skirt en se: "Stadig niggie die Kaptein gaan eers k@k."

Die eend loop by die kroeg in en vra

die kroegman: " Het jy brood?"

Kroegman: "Nee"

Eend: "Enige brood?"

Kroegman: "Nee"

 

 

Eend: "Niks brood nie?"

Kroegman: "Nee, ons het nie enige

brood nie!!!"

Eend: "Nie eers ou brood nie?"

Kroegman: "Is jy doof of wat? Ons

het nie &*^%$ brood nie! As jy my

weer

vra, gaan ek jou &*^%$ bek aan

die kroegtoonbank vasspyker"

Eend: "Het jy spykers?"

Kroegman: "Nee"

Eend: "En brood?"

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