Shebeen Posted October 7, 2014 Share the mind boggles? http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZBblWQzRb1k/VDGHBmQTPkI/AAAAAAAACO4/-WTW9WRRKos/s1600/ohwVI9x.jpg.pngsometimes it really is too good to be true! http://www.larknews.com/archives/217 LarkNews, the world's most popular satirical Christian website. Pants Boy and Latent_Blue 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shebeen Posted October 7, 2014 Share some good shLt Horoscopes We’re sorry. This link was a test of your sanctification. You failed. Repent and turn from this path. But if you must continue …Read Horoscopes here. Pants Boy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shebeen Posted October 7, 2014 Share http://www.larknews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bibleman-invited-to-join-Superfriends.jpg METROPOLIS — Evangelical superhero Bibleman was recently invited to join the world’s most elite corps of do-gooders, the Superfriends. “We feel like he’s matured to the point of really making a contribution in our fight against crime,” said Aquaman, Bibleman’s main sponsor. Bibleman was added to the crew by a vote of 44-29, but only after a last-minute push by opponents who don’t want the group to expand. Wonder Woman and the famously ill-tempered Batman tried to cut a backroom deal that would have made Bibleman only an affiliate — equivalent to a deputized sheriff who could be called upon in dire emergencies. They swayed several stalwarts, including Green Lantern and Captain America, but personal lobbying by Superman, widely viewed as the group’s senior member, and key support from the Wonder Twins tipped the scales. “This is an honor,” Bibleman said during a ceremony at the Hall of Justice. “Everyone who puts on the suit dreams of this day, but to finally be here — I’m still taking it all in. God bless the Superfriends and God bless America.” At that, every superhero struck a pose with hands on his or her hips, chin thrust upward. The Gospel Superhero Association, Bibleman’s former home, expressed some concern over his appointment, saying the Superfriends are law-and-order types while Bibleman’s mission of spreading the gospel goes deeper. But it acknowledged that Bibleman’s new platform could raise the profile of the association, whose ranks of spiritual Lancelots toil in relative obscurity. “We are cautiously enthusiastic,” said a GSA spokesman. “We just hope Bibleman doesn’t forget his higher calling while chasing down villains and mad scientists.” • Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranswurm Posted October 7, 2014 Share Now that was like watching paint dry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPG Posted October 7, 2014 Share Bad Morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forkie Posted October 7, 2014 Share me. this morning. after no sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forkie Posted October 7, 2014 Share the mind boggles? http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZBblWQzRb1k/VDGHBmQTPkI/AAAAAAAACO4/-WTW9WRRKos/s1600/ohwVI9x.jpg.pngwould love to know exactly how much bigger his right arm is compared with his left... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forkie Posted October 7, 2014 Share would love to know exactly how much bigger his right arm is compared with his left...she, on the other hand, should go into sales. Would love to know how she sold that to him. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem, Hairy, Latent_Blue and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ84 Posted October 7, 2014 Share http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZBblWQzRb1k/VDGHBmQTPkI/AAAAAAAACO4/-WTW9WRRKos/s1600/ohwVI9x.jpg.pngHeHe calls it a " raw potato ". Our Mothers called it a " koekie " She is probably banging his best friend and he has no clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shebeen Posted October 7, 2014 Share She is probably banging his best friend and he has no clue.ok. you did see the bit where it says it's a made up story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nathrix Posted October 7, 2014 Share Now that was like watching paint dry Haha yes, I was expecting a knock out blow or someone to scare them off so they would run away, nothing, nada...very disappointing fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Hare Posted October 7, 2014 Share Handmade Hairy and Captain Fastbastard Mayhem 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Hare Posted October 7, 2014 Share Something other than the normal Pants Boy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapunzel Posted October 7, 2014 Share seriously! McD23, Hairy, KENDA and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Hare Posted October 7, 2014 Share Another one Tromp and Hairy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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