I have an idea for a new thread...

[HOEKVLAG]

Skott5 has a long face and a mouth like a horse?

 

or is that Celine Dion?

Isn't it ironic...

[Shebeen]

Think you and this lady have some things in common

 

An old man turned ninety-eight. He won the lottery and died the next day… of chronic emphysema from inhalation of the latex particles scratched off decades' worth of lottery tickets.

 

A black fly in your Chardonnay… poured to celebrate the successful fumigation of your recently purchased vineyard in southern France.

 

A death row pardon two minutes too late… because the governor was too busy watching Dead Man Walking to grant clemency any earlier.

 

Rain on your wedding day… to Ra, the Egyptian sun-god.

 

A free ride when you've already paid… all of your money to the good-natured cab driver when you mistook him for a mugger.

 

The good advice that you just didn't take… after reading Norman Vincent Peale's The Power of Positive Thinking and resolving that the key to success is making your own decisions.

 

Mr. Play-it-Safe was afraid to fly. He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye. He waited his whole damn life to take that flight. And as the plane crashed down, he thought, Well isn't this nice… now I'll never make it to the National Association of Aviophobics conference in Reno, NV.

 

A traffic jam when you're already late… to receive an award from the Municipal Planning Board for reducing the city's automobile congestion 80 percent.

 

A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break… at the R.J. Reynolds Tobacco corporate offices in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.

 

Ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife… with which to kill your spouse for sleeping with the young soup chef who works at the Au Bon Pain.

 

Meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife… who happens to be the psychiatrist I recently hired in hopes of improving my luck with the opposite sex.

 

 

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https://www.theatlantic.com/notes/2016/05/alanis-morissette-recognizes-its-not-ironic/481875/

[Fruity]

[Hairy]

Some snow on the Outeniqua mountains in George this morning. Also measured 30mm of rain in 24hours in Groot Brak.

 

Hou die rubber op die grond!

 

 

From our driveway. IMG-20170817-WA0010.jpg

we coming to Botlierskop (Somewhere between Mossel Bay and George) on the 26th / 27th .... are you suggesting we pack in some thick socks and underpants for the weather you guys are having?

[Rata-tat-tat]

we coming to Botlierskop (Somewhere between Mossel Bay and George) on the 26th / 27th .... are you suggesting we pack in some thick socks and underpants for the weather you guys are having?

Jeans and a jumper.

[Hairy]

Jeans and a jumper.

Thanks ... I only wear jeans in the office during winter and sometimes during summer if there is a client meeting ... otherwise I rock short pants all year round over the weekends ... and pending how brave I feel ... might even go for a swim 

 

http://www.botlierskop.co.za/sites/www.botlierskop.co.za/files/styles/gallery_thumb/public/villa-1-private-splash-pool.JPG?itok=pcOqmEbv

[Suidwes Boytjie]

Thanks ... I only wear jeans in the office during winter and sometimes during summer if there is a client meeting ... otherwise I rock short pants all year round over the weekends ... and pending how brave I feel ... might even go for a swim 

 

http://www.botlierskop.co.za/sites/www.botlierskop.co.za/files/styles/gallery_thumb/public/villa-1-private-splash-pool.JPG?itok=pcOqmEbv

Man, if this is your place ^^^^ .... I want permanent residence!!!   

[Shebeen]

Man, if this is your place ^^^^ .... I want permanent residence!!!   

i think he's paying by the night

 

http://www.botlierskop.co.za/sites/www.botlierskop.co.za/files/images/bush-villas-social.jpg

[Hairy]

posted this in the woodworking thread, but I recon it is awesome enough to post here too

 

[Hairy]

i think he's paying by the night

 

http://www.botlierskop.co.za/sites/www.botlierskop.co.za/files/images/bush-villas-social.jpg

http://www.botlierskop.co.za/

yip

 

Man, if this is your place ^^^^ .... I want permanent residence!!!   

I wish it was my permanent place of residence too

[BSG]

we coming to Botlierskop (Somewhere between Mossel Bay and George) on the 26th / 27th .... are you suggesting we pack in some thick socks and underpants for the weather you guys are having?

No hopefully the weather will be nicer then. Must bring your mtb along, nice gravel roads and a shortish bike track as you get off the N2 Klein Brak river turning left to Botlierskop.

 

Hou die rubber op die grond!

[MTBeer]

No hopefully the weather will be nicer then. Must bring your mtb along, nice gravel roads and a shortish bike track as you get off the N2 Klein Brak river turning left to Botlierskop.

 

Hou die rubber op die grond!

forget about the gravel roads Hairy - go ride Witfontein at George.

[BSG]

forget about the gravel roads Hairy - go ride Witfontein at George.

Ja ok sorry........[emoji6] nice single track routes around the George dam as well.

 

Hou die rubber op die grond!

[Hairy]

No hopefully the weather will be nicer then. Must bring your mtb along, nice gravel roads and a shortish bike track as you get off the N2 Klein Brak river turning left to Botlierskop.

 

Hou die rubber op die grond!

 

 

forget about the gravel roads Hairy - go ride Witfontein at George.

 

 

Ja ok sorry........[emoji6] nice single track routes around the George dam as well.

 

Hou die rubber op die grond!

lekker thanks ... but the bike is staying in CT for this little trip.

[Allrounder]

This guy has a few good points.

 

[Kranswurm]

Man buns.......At breakfast at the hotel I am saying at in Maputo this morning there was a bevy of Man Buns.

No issues with long hair.Mine was probably longer that most...and understand in on the sports field.....but at breakfast

 

 

http://www.manbunhairstyle.net/