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Posted

A guy out on the golf course

> takes a high speed ball right in the middle of his family jewels.

> Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground and as soon as he could

>manage,

 

> he took himself to the doctor.

> He said 'How bad is it doc?

> I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin -

 

> in

 

> every way'

 

> The doctor told him, 'I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let

> it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay by next week.'

> He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided

> splint, and taped it all together resulting in an impressive work of

art.

> The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on

> their

 

> honeymoon.

> That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her

> most

 

> beautiful pert breasts.

> She said, 'You're the first; no one has EVER touched these.'

 

> Upon which he immediately drops his pants and replies, 'Take a Look at

 

> this. . .... . . .. ..

 

 

 

 

its still in the CRATE!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted (edited)

looks like racking, for a warehouse.

 

there is a similar structure going up near longmeadow.

they basically build the storage racks, then clad the building with corrugated sheets to create the roof and sides of building.

 

equally impressive, will be seeing the forklifts operate in between the racks, at that height.

yup that is UTi's new Pharma warehouse going up...

 

SA's first rack clad designed and manufactured warehouse and at about 31m high will be one of the highest and most automated distribution centres in SA...

Edited by dracs
Posted

Anyone seen the new FRANK.NET banner ad on iafrica.com this morning - the graphics of the cyclist pedaling is quite amusing.. unable to post link

Posted

Piet haat sy vrou se kat. Hy vat di kat en ry so 2km ver en smyt hom uit. Toe hy by di huis kom wag di kat vi hom.

Hy laai weer di kat en ry n moerse ent links, dan regs, dan 'n ent terug, dan weer links en regs vir km's & gooi di kat weer uit.

Na n ruk bel hy sy vrou & vra of di kat by di huisis. Ja, se sy hoekom?

Hy antw 'Gee di foon vi di d*&^se kat. Ek het in my moer in verdwaal!

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