Eddy Gordo Posted November 9, 2022 Share An 80-year-old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day he went out in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear, and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried. Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No, what?" The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him." "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot the bear." "That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor. Ed-Zulu, DJR, Hairy and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Gordo Posted November 9, 2022 Share splat, Frosty, Ed-Zulu and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted November 11, 2022 Share Hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted November 11, 2022 Share Hehe Bonus, Ed-Zulu, Steven Knoetze (sk27) and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonus Posted November 12, 2022 Share 19 hours ago, 'Dale said: Hehe I remember a similar joke with a Gorilla and a zoo keeper 🙂 geomark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted November 12, 2022 Share  Steven Knoetze (sk27), DJR and justinafrika 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted November 12, 2022 Share https://twitter.com/i/status/1591446528874672128 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hairy Posted November 12, 2022 Share <iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?height=476&href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Frippedgoddess%2Fvideos%2F440017164942975%2F&show_text=false&width=267&t=0" width="267" height="476" style="border:none;overflow:hidden" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="true" allow="autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; picture-in-picture; web-share" allowFullScreen="true"></iframe> Edited November 12, 2022 by Hairy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DJR Posted November 21, 2022 Share South African sailor comes to rescue of Finnish veteran in Golden Globe Race (msn.com) Saffa doing great stuff! geomark and splat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted November 21, 2022 Share Ja nee The Ouzo, geomark, Duane_Bosch and 1 other 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted November 25, 2022 Share Once you’ve seen it, you can’t I see it. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkgRLfiMmT_/?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted November 25, 2022 Share 3 hours ago, Frosty said: Once you’ve seen it, you can’t I see it. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkgRLfiMmT_/?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ= I can't un-hear the track ... flipping catchy, now I need to find the full soundtrack. DJR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted November 25, 2022 Share 1 minute ago, Hairy said: I can't un-hear the track ... flipping catchy, now I need to find the full soundtrack. Got it   justinafrika and DJR 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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