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The best treadmill montage ever: http://www.women24.com/Wellness/HolisticHealth/Watching-people-and-animals-falling-Priceless-20120327

 

Some lessons to be learnt...

1) NEVER I repeat NEVER place the back of the treadmill against the wall - this results in a phenomenon I like to call "the human washing machine".

2) Start the treadmill slowly - setting it to full and jumping on results in a Disney/Road Runner/Hospital fusion.

3) Baggy pants and burkas are not suitable treadmill attire. Really - you're just asking for trouble.

4) Pogosticks and treadmills? No. Just no.

5) Ok this one isn't a rule - I just love the human ziiiiiiiing in 90% of the cases.

 

Enjoy.

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Jislaaik okes, some lekker tjerries today :thumbup: :thumbup:

 

Camel Toe

 

The okes in my open plan office nearly poked each others eyes out :eek:

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Yes, except when its the black garments.

 

Depends on their religion, the Shi'ites wear black, the Suni's blue or white

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Yeah, but VERRYYY seldom something like this.

 

Your story is similar to the "it might be a doctor on his way to an emergency"

 

In the same way, the robber might have been a dying kid in desperate need for of his medicine.

 

Reality is usually somewhat different...

 

Fixed ;)

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Cool idea, I'll probably believe the being dragged behind the car bit. The rest is BS though, obviously.

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Almost believable.

Some maths to be done though.

Wingsuit flight happens at forward speed of 160km/h and downward at 40-60km/h

 

I guess the car must have to travel in excess of 200km/h to have the guy lift off like that - and I doubt the car could stop that fast from that speed, on dirt....

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Beerwhip

 

Looks like some tjop threw his can into the mix as the oke still has a Castle in his hand..

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Looks like some tjop threw his can into the mix as the oke still has a Castle in his hand..

 

As in photoshop fail...

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Looks like some tjop threw his can into the mix as the oke still has a Castle in his hand..

the whip forward would also have caused the damage before the whip back

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What do you ones think of this goose's hair ?

 

 

 

Looks like she burned her finger on the pipe though...

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Beerwhip

Awesome. Thats my new wallpaper right there.

Looks like some tjop threw his can into the mix as the oke still has a Castle in his hand..

As in photoshop fail...

 

What you nubbins on about?!

 

The dude was holding one can stacked on another....................ie. BEERWHIP!

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Ridden on the Velodrome.

Not fair using large words like that on the noobs.

Can I use Keirin :whistling: :eek:

 

You can use syndrome...........more fitting.

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