Bateleur1 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Things more predictable than squirrels: TaxisMom's on the school runPedestriansRabid dogsMotorists speeding past and turning leftFirst time Argus riders braving the South EasterThe chance of me vomiting at Baviaans Flemish Lion 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch the stalker Posted June 13, 2017 Share TaxisMotorists speeding past and turning leftI had a taxi do this just this morning - my sense of humour failure in the middle of the intersection was quite spectacular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJR Posted June 13, 2017 Share Things more predictable than squirrels: TaxisMom's on the school runPedestriansRabid dogsMotorists speeding past and turning leftFirst time Argus riders braving the South EasterThe chance of me vomiting at Baviaans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belgarath Posted June 13, 2017 Share Learnt this morning that squirrels can scare the **** out of you. Leisure commute to work this morning along the river and surrounded by trees when this over eager bugger came running accros the road at lightning speed. Hardly had time to swerve or break and just managed to miss the cute little bugger. I was wide awake after that. Apparently this is a THING... From https://community.bikehub.co.za/topic/162184-reckless-squirrels/?hl=squirrel Edited June 13, 2017 by Belgarath Bateleur1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bateleur1 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Apparently this is a thing... From https://community.bikehub.co.za/topic/162184-reckless-squirrels/?hl=squirrel post-7427-0-44235400-1470906838.jpg Forgot about that thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bj horn Posted June 14, 2017 Share After spending 90 min in gridlock traffic yesterday afternoon in CT CBD I turned the car around and went back to work.Was a pleasure on the bike this morning and looking forward to passing all those suckers in their cars this afternoon. samson99, Bateleur1, Andrew_Smith and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bateleur1 Posted June 14, 2017 Share As if the squirrel did not cause enough of a wakeup yesterday I almost hit a horse on the way home. Bugger surprised me from behind a fairly high hedge. Tough life in Bavaria. Vetplant, DJR, Belgarath and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew_Smith Posted June 14, 2017 Share As if the squirrel did not cause enough of a wakeup yesterday I almost hit a horse on the way home. Bugger surprised me from behind a fairly high hedge. Tough life in Bavaria. Talk about extreme... Last time when I was in Gansbaai at my grandparents, I took a trip with the bike to B-Bos. And I approached a downhill section (on tar) and I saw a cow a few meters in front of me. It was more the right of the road, so I thought he would just go that way when I get near. No, then he turned around towards me to the left where I am heading. Luckily the brakes of today are extremely good so I could slow down in time. Bateleur1 and DJR 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted June 14, 2017 Share Talk about extreme... Last time when I was in Gansbaai at my grandparents, I took a trip with the bike to B-Bos. And I approached a downhill section (on tar) and I saw a cow a few meters in front of me. It was more the right of the road, so I thought he would just go that way when I get near. No, then he turned around towards me to the left where I am heading. Luckily the brakes of today are extremely good so I could slow down in time. you are lucky the cow let you get away so easily after calling her a "he" ..... or is this story bull Bateleur1, Lurch the stalker, Andrew_Smith and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch the stalker Posted June 14, 2017 Share you are lucky the cow let you get away so easily after calling her a "he" ..... or is this story bull If people can now go between genders so can farm animals... Vetplant, Fat Boab and DJR 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted June 14, 2017 Share If people can now go between genders so can farm animals... just make sure you milk the right one hey! Bateleur1 and Lurch the stalker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJR Posted June 14, 2017 Share Talk about extreme... Last time when I was in Gansbaai at my grandparents, I took a trip with the bike to B-Bos. And I approached a downhill section (on tar) and I saw a cow a few meters in front of me. It was more the right of the road, so I thought he would just go that way when I get near. No, then he turned around towards me to the left where I am heading. Luckily the brakes of today are extremely good so I could slow down in time. Cows are only very slightly more stupid than pedestrians with earphones and cellphones Andrew_Smith, Beattbox, Hairy and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Boab Posted June 14, 2017 Share If people can now go between genders so can farm animals... What's the expression? "Sex between a man and woman can be a great thing. The trick is getting between the right man and woman..." Lurch the stalker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J∆kk∆ls Posted June 20, 2017 Share Commuting in Amsterdam That space you think is personal while riding is just another place for someone to ride! Lurch the stalker, Captain Fastbastard Mayhem and Bateleur1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bateleur1 Posted June 21, 2017 Share Things I have learnt from commuting .... Alu mtb frames are not match for my fat 85kg 42 year old body in a head on collision. Was doing about 30 km/h when going through a little chicane when a group of young men cycle next to one another comming from the opposite direction than me. Although I breaked hard and swerved the one bugger swerved the wrong way into my line and I hit him flipping me in the air and crashing down on him and his bike. His bike did not survive. Could not see where what was bent but the back wheel was united with the stays. My old Ralleigh carbon ... still going strong. Captain Fastbastard Mayhem, SilverRider, J∆kk∆ls and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch the stalker Posted June 21, 2017 Share Things I have learnt from commuting .... Alu mtb frames are not match for my fat 85kg 42 year old body in a head on collision. Was doing about 30 km/h when going through a little chicane when a group of young men cycle next to one another comming from the opposite direction than me. Although I breaked hard and swerved the one bugger swerved the wrong way into my line and I hit him flipping me in the air and crashing down on him and his bike. His bike did not survive. Could not see where what was bent but the back wheel was united with the stays. My old Ralleigh carbon ... still going strong.This story made me think of this... Vetplant and Bateleur1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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