My wife caught me with another woman in our house... what to do?

[TheV]

Reminds me of this joke my buddy told me last week.

 

Husband:" Dear dr Phil,

I was busy in the dark watching my neighbours 18 year old daughter changing whilst knocking back a cold one. Then i turned around to see that my wife had been standing there at the bedroom door staring at me the whole time.

 

I'm concerned dr Phil. Is she a PERVERT?????"

 

Funny... I am picturing it right now... it usually happens to me during spring time while walking around in public, especially since all the ladies are dusting off their sexy outfits for summer, my wife ALWAYS catches me having a lekker look at each skirt and cleavage going past... she also just looks at me, doesn't say a word.

 

like i'm to blame...

Edited September 6, 2011 by TheV

[Reg Lizard]

No wonder your wife feels threatened, that's a beauty

[Caerus]

For interests sake how much space is there between the rear wheel and the "wheel arch" I can't even see a gap between the frame and the rear wheel. Nice bike

 

PS. Maybe move into the garage with the new missus

Edited September 7, 2011 by Caerus

[pastapouch]

Very nice, Cervelo TTs are always awesome... price?

[Longbarn Killer]

https://community.bikehub.co.za/topic/107567-at-what-point-are-you-automatically-a-tjop/

 

Refer to this post

[LeTurbo]

The_Break, are you sure that's a girl? Looks a bit butch to me. Maybe your wife could join in?

Edited September 7, 2011 by LeTurbo

[Ratty]

My dad also used to do that.

 

Later on, he'd take the rotor out of my mini's distributor cap. Now THAT p1ssed me off!

 

I rode horeses as a kid and my mom used to take my saddle and bridle away. I'd just get string and make my own contraption and ride my pony like that. She couldn't lock me inside as then she would have to clean the stables / feed all the horses herself.

 

 

 

Thats a schweeet looking bike!

[Chubba]

....ride my pony like that. (bareback?)

 

I fear you might have opened Pandora’s box! (no pun intended)

Edited September 7, 2011 by Chubba

[FC&P2C]

Wow that is nice.

But is it a 29ner?

[Sammajoor]

Very nice, Cervelo TTs are always awesome... price?

 

Asking something like that, could qualify you as TJOP..... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[javadude]

Wow that is nice.

But is it a 29ner?

 

In fact it is.

[CAAD4]

Beg the wife for forgiveness, it's only a Bordelo, it's a matter of time before it starts giving you trouble....like all new girlfriends do...

[Eugene]

I’m not surprised that she is p***** off with you. Another Cervelo in your house and that’s not counting the Cervelo at your at your sister’s house, that Andrew brought around for you to “check”

 

You haven’t been married long enough to understand the thought processes of a newly married woman. You are on to your 10th Cervelo and she is still riding that old aluminium Giant. She is starting to feel neglected.

 

Get her a carbon bike too, one that matches her favourite outfit and I your bank accounts will be unfrozen and you will have access to your own house again.

[The_Break]

For interests sake how much space is there between the rear wheel and the "wheel arch" I can't even see a gap between the frame and the rear wheel. Nice bike

 

PS. Maybe move into the garage with the new missus

 

The rear wheel is adjustable with the horizontal dropout. There is also a curved cutout running the length of the wheel recess so that the tyre fits into a rounded section making it look like there is no gap. Pretty tight though.

[Soggy]

Amazing ride man!!

[The_Break]

I’m not surprised that she is p***** off with you. Another Cervelo in your house and that’s not counting the Cervelo at your at your sister’s house, that Andrew brought around for you to “check”

 

You haven’t been married long enough to understand the thought processes of a newly married woman. You are on to your 10th Cervelo and she is still riding that old aluminium Giant. She is starting to feel neglected.

 

Get her a carbon bike too, one that matches her favourite outfit and I your bank accounts will be unfrozen and you will have access to your own house again.

 

Eugene, I think you are correct, but I must say, sometimes ignorance is bliss. At least for my bank account.

Edited September 7, 2011 by The_Break