Mr SingleTrack Posted May 30, 2013 Posted May 30, 2013 (edited) Buy some "Dr de Wits nier en blaas pille" (spelling?) From your local pharmacy (no script needed). Drink them with lots of water throughout the day. They flush your kidneys. I do it once or twice a year as a preventative measure. The best thing is, they turn your urine blue (first green). Awesome party trick if you want to bet someone in the bar that you will pee blue after drinking a shot of zambuka (spelling?) Edited June 3, 2013 by Mr SingleTrack mojopup, Cuppa Bru and reteid 3
Spinnekop Posted September 2, 2014 Posted September 2, 2014 A week ago got a nasty pain at work. Went to the doc (First time in 2 years) and she said appendix. Off we go to the hospital for prompt removal. Turns out after a scan or two that it was a nice 8mm stone. Needless to say they had to take the bugger out surgically. Nice big baby! R30k later for one night in hospital. I am bleeding so much my wife offered me a tampon this morning...... . Moral of the story. Try to pass it on your own. Surgically removing it hurts 50 GAZILLIAN times more!
Andrew Steer Posted September 2, 2014 Posted September 2, 2014 A week ago got a nasty pain at work. Went to the doc (First time in 2 years) and she said appendix. Off we go to the hospital for prompt removal. Turns out after a scan or two that it was a nice 8mm stone. Needless to say they had to take the bugger out surgically. Nice big baby! R30k later for one night in hospital. I am bleeding so much my wife offered me a tampon this morning...... . Moral of the story. Try to pass it on your own. Surgically removing it hurts 50 GAZILLIAN times more!Eish
Latent_Blue Posted September 2, 2014 Posted September 2, 2014 A week ago got a nasty pain at work. Went to the doc (First time in 2 years) and she said appendix. Off we go to the hospital for prompt removal. Turns out after a scan or two that it was a nice 8mm stone. Needless to say they had to take the bugger out surgically. Nice big baby! R30k later for one night in hospital. I am bleeding so much my wife offered me a tampon this morning...... . Moral of the story. Try to pass it on your own. Surgically removing it hurts 50 GAZILLIAN times more! Eina - had a very small one a couple of years ago and i was in a helluva lot of pain, cant imagine how that marble must feel!!! 8mm stone will never ever come out on his own - look at the *umm* external opening.... eina
Vetseun Posted September 2, 2014 Posted September 2, 2014 A week ago got a nasty pain at work. Went to the doc (First time in 2 years) and she said appendix. Off we go to the hospital for prompt removal. Turns out after a scan or two that it was a nice 8mm stone. Needless to say they had to take the bugger out surgically. Nice big baby! R30k later for one night in hospital. I am bleeding so much my wife offered me a tampon this morning...... . Moral of the story. Try to pass it on your own. Surgically removing it hurts 50 GAZILLIAN times more!Eina
Sarge Posted September 2, 2014 Posted September 2, 2014 Hell, I feel sorry for you guys that get "Them Stones" on a regular basis. I had the problem only once before and thought that I was going to die - was so painfull. I remember lying on the grass outside the doctor's surgery crying before he came outside and gave me a painkiller.RegardsSarge SwissVan 1
SwissVan Posted September 2, 2014 Posted September 2, 2014 Hell, I feel sorry for you guys that get "Them Stones" on a regular basis. I had the problem only once before and thought that I was going to die - was so painfull. I remember lying on the grass outside the doctor's surgery crying before he came outside and gave me a painkiller.RegardsSarge Haha funny...sorri for laughing  Many years ago a top comrades runner told me about his incident with kidney stones and ever since then EVERY time i forget to drink as sometimes happens during the day, i think back to him preaching about the importance of drinking plenty water when you do endurance sports
fandacious Posted September 2, 2014 Posted September 2, 2014 A week ago got a nasty pain at work. Went to the doc (First time in 2 years) and she said appendix. Off we go to the hospital for prompt removal. Turns out after a scan or two that it was a nice 8mm stone. Needless to say they had to take the bugger out surgically. Nice big baby! R30k later for one night in hospital. I am bleeding so much my wife offered me a tampon this morning...... . Moral of the story. Try to pass it on your own. Surgically removing it hurts 50 GAZILLIAN times more! spidey - i thought they blasted with internally with ultra sound nowadays - no need for surgical removal?
J∆kk∆ls Posted September 2, 2015 Posted September 2, 2015 I passed kidney stones when I went on a beer diet a view years back, seriously painful.The doctor said that lemon juice squeezed into hot water as a beverage will eat the stones away. It has something to do with the acid in the lemon that devolves the crystals.Â
Latent_Blue Posted September 2, 2015 Posted September 2, 2015 I passed kidney stones when I went on a beer diet a view years back, seriously painful.The doctor said that lemon juice squeezed into hot water as a beverage will eat the stones away. It has something to do with the acid in the lemon that devolves the crystals. Why do you want me to email you ?
Spinnekop Posted September 2, 2015 Posted September 2, 2015 I passed kidney stones when I went on a beer diet a view years back, seriously painful.The doctor said that lemon juice squeezed into hot water as a beverage will eat the stones away. It has something to do with the acid in the lemon that devolves the crystals. Lemon juice yes and strangely enough, Coca Cola. But only over time. If you have them and they are big, there is no quick fix except medical attention.
Spinnekop Posted September 2, 2015 Posted September 2, 2015 spidey - i thought they blasted with internally with ultra sound nowadays - no need for surgical removal?Sorry Fandacious.Only seeing the post now...... Yes....what I also thought. I think with (after a decent scan) 5 stones waiting in the kidney to come out they wanted to take it out and test the compound. That is what I thought.........Turned out that it was a "normal" calcium stone. Not enough water.Seems the little bastard formed when I did a bit of overkill on stage 1 of the Clover tour........... To add to the horror story......can't see that I posted it here......After "they" (more evil than my mother in law) remove the stone, they have to put, what they call, a stent in. This is a 5mm little pipe thingy that goes from the front end (hanging out just a little toutjie like a damn tampon) right up to the bladder. 30cm long. Yes.....30. This is to see to it that the blood that is coming out does not clot and permanently closes the urine pipe. You you walk with this.....thing.....for a week until the bleeding stops. Each time going to the bathroom and dying BILLION deaths.Back to go take out this thing.....pulls down pants. Doc tells you to bite you your tongue.....then takes that toutjie hanging out and rips it out in 5 seconds.The amount of emotions going through one guys head during that 5 seconds are immeasurable. The emotional damage will never be repaired.    http://www.kidneystoners.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/DSC01353.jpg About 6 months after that I got another one. Started drinking litres of water and beer.Came out on it's own. 5mm. Still waiting for the other 2? 3? to pop loose out of the kidney. Can't wait..... Pure Savage 1
Ranga Posted September 2, 2015 Posted September 2, 2015 Yip that's the bugger of a stent that I had inside of me. Not nice at all. Apparently after I came around from surgery I looked at my thing and shouted that I have a new fishing rod as the line to remove my stent was hanging down out the end of my penis. I proceeded to flash my mother in law, showing the world my new rod... very embarrassing! Spinnekop and Latent_Blue 2
koukie Posted September 2, 2015 Posted September 2, 2015 Geezz, I think just for precaution I will go drink lots of water. Just reading all this hurts! ChUkKy 1
Cejay Posted September 2, 2015 Posted September 2, 2015 My sympathy closest a male can get to giving birth seriously painful
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