Jump to content

Dear Spruit Riders


Peach.

Recommended Posts

29er riders can't take corners... :ph34r:

 

I suggest a ban of all 29ers on single track. There is plenty of jeep track for them. :whistling:

I will teach how to pronk if you get a 29er...oh and riding jump lips lekker flat, another one of my many skills

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 117
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Top Posters In This Topic

Rather do a pronk, Scorpion, much easier to master

 

I found this easier.

 

And if the two guys riding behind me as the wooden pallet across the mud hole in Sani2c collapsed under my front wheel are reading. STOP LAUGHING !!!!! :blush: :blush: :blush:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You are not too far off actually.

The opening thread makes insinuations that only a handful of people know who to ride bikes.

We have been here before, I even recall it was going to get down to a battle royale, but that never happened.

The seriousness of it all however is that The Spruit is owned by the council and anyone paying their taxes have the right to ride it, and I can assume that they may ride the Spruit in any way it pleases them.

yahtzeeeeee

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I will teach how to pronk if you get a 29er...oh and riding jump lips lekker flat, another one of my many skills

 

I got a 29er. It lasted 3 months, because I wasn't skilled enough to make it turn corners.

 

edit: and I kept being overcome by urges to wear lycra pant.

Edited by nolipoli
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I got a 29er. It lasted 3 months, because I wasn't skilled enough to make it turn corners.

Sure, its not for everyone....praaaaaaap

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

 

I got a 29er. It lasted 3 months, because I wasn't skilled enough to make it turn corners.

Your loss
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I heard from a fellow Hubber that the water in that spruit is so siff that if your bike falls into the water, it will dissolve.

 

Thats what they tell you, but its actually the vagrant that stole it while you were wiping the turd out of your eyes.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My advice, built a ridiculous gap jump on the straight line.

 

Rider has two options:

1. Don't corner and have the ride of your life

2. Learn to corner on the spot

 

And a plus to all of us is we all get a gap jump :) I think I may look into this

Link to comment
Share on other sites

No pictures of these offending lines? I like looking at pictures!!

 

Then the "Naas Botha's" of the Hub can go and draw MS paint lines on them and post them back up showing the correct lines.

 

Come now!

We should have pushed them in the tree line

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

No pictures of these offending lines? I like looking at pictures!!

 

Then the "Naas Botha's" of the Hub can go and draw MS paint lines on them and post them back up showing the correct lines.

 

Come now!

 

But on the udder hand........

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Your loss

 

Nah, I got a 27.5 now - haven't you heard, everything else sucks compared to them.

 

I am still working on that skill set though. Corners are a big issue.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
Settings My Forum Content My Followed Content Forum Settings Ad Messages My Ads My Favourites My Saved Alerts My Pay Deals Help Logout