Bonus Posted March 18, 2017 Author Posted March 18, 2017 Hmmmm, strange nothing from martial arts(scratching my head now) apart from some bruises A boss of mine years ago used to do Karate and had to go to Casualty with a dōjō induced injury once. The nurse insisted on putting down the cause of the injury as "fighting . . . "
TALUS Posted March 18, 2017 Posted March 18, 2017 I broke my nose 3 weeks back when I stripped my moer for the bicycle rack. The tilting mechanism was stuck so I stomped on it. Suddenly it came loose and the loaded rack swung back. Top tube of the nearest bike broke my nose. Blood. tears and swearing. Ego completely deflated. I am still looking for someone to blame. (Ja, Ja the bike is OK. It is a titanium Lynskey)
TALUS Posted March 18, 2017 Posted March 18, 2017 Cycling? 2 x broken clavicles, 3 ribs, concussions, ankle ligaments, trigger finger.Can add some more if you account for the motorbike days, and even more if we include after school beatings... Who would want to beat up an introvert like yourself?
Rob Mortimer Posted March 18, 2017 Posted March 18, 2017 PISSIES Rugby - Broken L thumb and collar bone Multiple L and R knee ligament tears with ACL reconstruction on both. The R knee has undergone a further 5 clean ups to remove cartilage bits and pieces, L knee 1 clean up. R knee lined up for a replacement sometime in my old age Multiple cases of concussion Cycling - L collar bone R collar bone dislocation with associated ligament tears Broke R wrist (on a skills course of all places) - had pins/plates but since removed Other - Five car accidents with varying levels of back & neck injuries Broke L collar bone "bush diving" as a student Dislocated left elbow - fell off bakkie as a student Broken metacarpal R hand boxing and defending my honor Stuck a garden fork through my left foot as a 5 year old Buried a dart in my left ankle attempting a dart trick shot as a 11 year old That's it ..... for now
Veebee Posted March 18, 2017 Posted March 18, 2017 Broke left clavicle November 2015. Only 1 for now...
Bonus Posted March 18, 2017 Author Posted March 18, 2017 Other - Five car accidents with varying levels of back & neck injuries That's it ..... for now Remind me not to ask you for a lift anywhere . . . .
BaGearA Posted March 18, 2017 Posted March 18, 2017 I broke my nose 3 weeks back when I stripped my moer for the bicycle rack. The tilting mechanism was stuck so I stomped on it. Suddenly it came loose and the loaded rack swung back. Top tube of the nearest bike broke my nose. Blood. tears and swearing. Ego completely deflated. I am still looking for someone to blame.(Ja, Ja the bike is OK. It is a titanium Lynskey)If you had to get moered in the face with A bike atleast it was something cool like A Lynskey. Could you just imagine the shame in being hit by A spez
I FLY Posted March 18, 2017 Posted March 18, 2017 My brother and I have a combined total of about 80 visits to emergency casualty wards for sports injuries and other foolishness
Rob Mortimer Posted March 18, 2017 Posted March 18, 2017 Remind me not to ask you for a lift anywhere . . . . What's that saying ......... young, dumb and full of cum? Happy to admit that we we were proper idiots when we were youngI honestly have no idea how I survived through my 20's and, sadly, much of my 30's
Bonus Posted March 18, 2017 Author Posted March 18, 2017 What's that saying ......... young, dumb and full of cum? Happy to admit that we we were proper idiots when we were youngI honestly have no idea how I survived through my 20's and, sadly, much of my 30'sApplies to most of us I'm sure. How my dad didn't kill me for some of the stuff I did with/to his cars and bikes I have no idea!
I FLY Posted March 18, 2017 Posted March 18, 2017 Applies to most of us I'm sure. How my dad didn't kill me for some of the stuff I did with/to his cars and bikes I have no idea!At 17 I managed to get my mom's car going backwards at 140km/hr on the freeway with 10 friends on boardEscaped with minor damage to car
fanievb Posted March 18, 2017 Posted March 18, 2017 #hockeyisn'tforsissies Most of my injuries are from hockey, ligaments (stretched ankle ligaments a torn ACL ..BTW after the torn ACL I took up cycling) broken fingers a broken hand.. a couple of blue eyes. Stitches from mtb, but that is kinda normal. i married a hokkie bokkie tough as nails I tell you
Vetseun Posted March 18, 2017 Posted March 18, 2017 I have had a few haematomas.Horrible.Have to get drained a few times.
scotty Posted March 18, 2017 Posted March 18, 2017 Cycling - scarring from Haemotoma that required 2 operations to drain, bone chip in shoulder, pinched nerve in neck, broken nose from paving stone lobbed at me and knife scar on side from bike hijacking, front teeth rebuilt after been cracked. OtherRugby - Broken nose, knee operationGeneral - Broken nose and hand scar on palm and small finger from broken bottle, head scar from been hit with something (all from fights).
Vetseun Posted March 18, 2017 Posted March 18, 2017 i married a hokkie bokkie tough as nails I tell youMy Dad played hockey for SA.Horrific injuries I tell you.I remember it well.#toughasnails
V12man Posted March 18, 2017 Posted March 18, 2017 I dont get injuries.I GIVE injuries.Thumb injuries?Bum injuries?Thumb in Bum injuries?
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