Nakoota Posted October 3, 2017 Posted October 3, 2017 Snoring is nothing, you should try sleeping through my newborn "asking" for milk in the middle of the night. I don't know about everyone else but after a day in the saddle it probably take 100 stampeding elephants to wake me up.
Heel Drop Posted October 3, 2017 Posted October 3, 2017 what happens at tent camp stays at tent camp - part of the outdoors is the freedom to poep freely in nature juts no bynnyhopping
Patchelicious Posted October 3, 2017 Posted October 3, 2017 You can't moan about terrible tent neighbors, unless you have had the dude in the tent next to you kapping a pre-bedtime draadjie.
dev null Posted October 3, 2017 Posted October 3, 2017 Will have my first tented stage ride in just over 3 weeks time. Mornings is gonna be interesting. I push some serious dBs. Sorry girls.
Patchelicious Posted October 3, 2017 Posted October 3, 2017 Will have my first tented stage ride in just over 3 weeks time. Mornings is gonna be interesting. I push some serious dBs. Sorry girls.Farting, wanking or snoring?
Pure Savage Posted October 3, 2017 Posted October 3, 2017 Farting, wanking or snoring?All at same time? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
dev null Posted October 3, 2017 Posted October 3, 2017 Farting, wanking or snoring? Ah man, you crack me up. Farting off course. Lucky for those around me I don't snore. Obviously my wife will give me a stern speech beforehand about my manners. She will be next door to me to keep an eye on me. But, like Shrek said, better out than in.
V12man Posted October 3, 2017 Posted October 3, 2017 You can't moan about terrible tent neighbors, unless you have had the dude in the tent next to you kapping a pre-bedtime draadjie.I will tell Eddy to cease and desist that in future....
Acerunner Posted October 3, 2017 Posted October 3, 2017 A few etiquette rules from my side On snoring : if you know u snore like a mad man, please dont book a tent at the sani with 2000 people around u. I mean seriously, WTF are u doing there? When taking a dump : it seems like some of the guys think that theyre in their house in PTA with the pretoria news in their hands, guess what, youre not, youre in a shithole where the only nice thing is the warm seat from the previous crapper who sat there and 16 of us standing in line in the cold with no coffee, so please wake up, hurry up, and get out of there. Also, no1 wants to hear u dropping 8 monster drolle in the water, when there are 8 people shitting around u, put some f*****ng toilet paper in the bottom, i mean, WTF? When in the bathroom and its not the epic where u have privacy, please use a towel, no1 wants to see your junk, this isnt the health & Racket man, and do under no F*****g cercumstances apply cream to your hary ass or genital area when people can see you, i mean, WTF! Do not skip the coffee line for I will murder u, no1 gives a **** about your a - batch 6:50am start, if you want to race like an animal and stare at everyone whose having a couple of beers, then im sorry my friend.. Please do not get upset with people who tell you your face looks ridiculous because you did not rub in any of the suncreen on your face. Lastly, stop acting cool, get a beer and put a smile on your face.
Thor Buttox Posted October 3, 2017 Posted October 3, 2017 You can't moan about terrible tent neighbors, unless you have had the dude in the tent next to you kapping a pre-bedtime draadjie.To be fair, Wank van Houtenbos is the Dutch champion. And he cycles. # kudos #tentpole #Epic
Patchelicious Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 A few etiquette rules from my side On snoring : if you know u snore like a mad man, please dont book a tent at the sani with 2000 people around u. I mean seriously, WTF are u doing there? When taking a dump : it seems like some of the guys think that theyre in their house in PTA with the pretoria news in their hands, guess what, youre not, youre in a shithole where the only nice thing is the warm seat from the previous crapper who sat there and 16 of us standing in line in the cold with no coffee, so please wake up, hurry up, and get out of there. Also, no1 wants to hear u dropping 8 monster drolle in the water, when there are 8 people shitting around u, put some f*****ng toilet paper in the bottom, i mean, WTF? When in the bathroom and its not the epic where u have privacy, please use a towel, no1 wants to see your junk, this isnt the health & Racket man, and do under no F*****g cercumstances apply cream to your hary ass or genital area when people can see you, i mean, WTF! Do not skip the coffee line for I will murder u, no1 gives a **** about your a - batch 6:50am start, if you want to race like an animal and stare at everyone whose having a couple of beers, then im sorry my friend.. Please do not get upset with people who tell you your face looks ridiculous because you did not rub in any of the suncreen on your face. Lastly, stop acting cool, get a beer and put a smile on your face. Did you used to play golf by any chance?
Chingy182 Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 I guess we should also invest in a new blow-up camping mattress with myself and the missus getting up 2-3 times a night pomping away
Eddy Gordo Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Did you used to play golf by any chance?His name hints to being a runner!!
BigDL Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 A few etiquette rules from my side On snoring : if you know u snore like a mad man, please dont book a tent at the sani with 2000 people around u. I mean seriously, WTF are u doing there? When taking a dump : it seems like some of the guys think that theyre in their house in PTA with the pretoria news in their hands, guess what, youre not, youre in a shithole where the only nice thing is the warm seat from the previous crapper who sat there and 16 of us standing in line in the cold with no coffee, so please wake up, hurry up, and get out of there. Also, no1 wants to hear u dropping 8 monster drolle in the water, when there are 8 people shitting around u, put some f*****ng toilet paper in the bottom, i mean, WTF? When in the bathroom and its not the epic where u have privacy, please use a towel, no1 wants to see your junk, this isnt the health & Racket man, and do under no F*****g cercumstances apply cream to your hary ass or genital area when people can see you, i mean, WTF! Do not skip the coffee line for I will murder u, no1 gives a **** about your a - batch 6:50am start, if you want to race like an animal and stare at everyone whose having a couple of beers, then im sorry my friend.. Please do not get upset with people who tell you your face looks ridiculous because you did not rub in any of the suncreen on your face. Lastly, stop acting cool, get a beer and put a smile on your face.Are you aware that cycling is supposed to be fun? Normally best to worry about yourself and not be so concerned about everyone else. I mean, WTF?? [emoji23]
Patchelicious Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 His name hints to being a runner!!His attitude hints to being a golfer!! ace also = hole in one... Edit: After recent events, it occurred to me that I might need to explicitly state that this is a grappy, I am not attacking anybody's character, its just a chirp amongst Hublanders. (There can only be one)
Rouxenator Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Just pay up and stay at a hotel or guest house. Recreational squatting is supposed to suck.
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