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Ezelenduro for Noobs. Or: What Not to Do to Finish Ezel


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Myles. Thanks for a sweet write up. It’s given me the perspective to know that I would really like to do the event next year, with a goal of finishing. Nothing more. That’s if I can find sufficient time to train, find things for my kids to do while I’m out training, reduce the time spent at the office and reduce the stress that accompanies it, etc. Basically, I’ll be good to enter the event if all the stars in the galaxy align. Eish. Is that so much to ask? lol. Again, nice write up bud. Really enjoyed it. Lekker.

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Myles. Thanks for a sweet write up. It’s given me the perspective to know that I would really like to do the event next year, with a goal of finishing. Nothing more. That’s if I can find sufficient time to train, find things for my kids to do while I’m out training, reduce the time spent at the office and reduce the stress that accompanies it, etc. Basically, I’ll be good to enter the event if all the stars in the galaxy align. Eish. Is that so much to ask? lol. Again, nice write up bud. Really enjoyed it. Lekker.

 

i only read Myles and Lekker, whats that?

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Lol - Hey, Vestseun, is that you?

Cute. I commented that I thought that it was arrogant of Myles to want to do a race review if he got a DNF. Myles responded. I then appologised. Myles didnt accept my appology. Cool .

Then his little ankle biters like you come yapping around my feet. Myles sits there hitting the like button.

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Cute. I commented that I thought that it was arrogant of Myles to want to do a race review if he got a DNF. Myles responded. I then appologised. Myles didnt accept my appology. Cool .

Then his little ankle biters like you come yapping around my feet. Myles sits there hitting the like button.

sorry dude... apology was completely accepted. If I didn't put that across, then that's my bad. 

 

Edit - yep. I said it was all cool. https://community.bikehub.co.za/topic/93073-where-has-your-bike-taken-you-today/?p=3208972

 

EDIT EDIT: And "ankle biters" - seriously?! Okay. Yeah, they're all shills. That's why I've got no cash - I'm paying them all to like my posts and diss people who disagree with my POV. 

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vettes is grumpy cause there are no hills in the Vrystaat, so they can't have an enduro. Either that or he can't grow a beard, which also precludes him from the enduro scene...

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Yoh.... I haven't seen such unnecessary rudeness since The Sherriff and his deputies were still allowed to play on this forum!

 

I haven't missed this toxic negativity one bit.... Oh well.

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well done to Keira and Kath.  Flying Howick colours high :clap:

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What an awesome read, thanks Myles!

As a finisher this year, I think your recollection is exceedingly entertaining and quite accurate. Even if you didn’t get to ride the ejaculation of the day, stage 5, there is extensive merit in your story.

 

Moral of your story is: if you’re not quite fit and strong, you’ll struggle and perhaps not finish at all. I agree.

 

You brought a positive presence to the weekend and the sternum-breaking stoke lives on in this great race report. I believe many of us are grateful for your contribution.

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vettes is grumpy cause there are no hills in the Vrystaat, so they can't have an enduro. Either that or he can't grow a beard, which also precludes him from the enduro scene...

VETTES, is tough as nails,,,,his beard  makes normal beards look like bum fluff(the soft type you like)

 

lets see what happens at Munga,,,, :whistling:  :whistling:  

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Keira was absolutely buggered at the end. But bloody hell, that kid can ride! And Luke Moir isn't far behind. 

Good kid that. I reckon hes going places.

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What an awesome read, thanks Myles!

As a finisher this year, I think your recollection is exceedingly entertaining and quite accurate. Even if you didn’t get to ride the ejaculation of the day, stage 5, there is extensive merit in your story.

 

Moral of your story is: if you’re not quite fit and strong, you’ll struggle and perhaps not finish at all. I agree.

 

You brought a positive presence to the weekend and the sternum-breaking stoke lives on in this great race report. I believe many of us are grateful for your contribution.

Dude, your dance when you realised you were 3rd position hardtail was truly spectacular. That, and during the fines meeting...  :w00t:  :clap:

 

Agreed completely. That, and the pauses between stages. 2 areas that need attention for next year. 

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