ANNOYING is it available

[karma]

do you have your Large advertised bike in a Medium maybe?

[Jewbacca]

'Will it fit my (insert obscure bike brand and model here)?)'

 

[M L]

I can offer R10 for your 2020 Santa Cruz. 
 

let me know. 

[Sitting@89]

Does it come with the (insert whatever ad specifically states is not included)?

[Steady Spin]

After listing a brand new xxxxxxx for 50% of retail price  

iS tHaT yOuR bEsT pRiCe?

“Not Donald, the crack I smoked made me list it for an amount that I definitely did not want”

[NotSoBigBen]

On 4/8/2022 at 9:53 PM, Steady Spin said:

After listing a brand new xxxxxxx for 50% of retail price  

iS tHaT yOuR bEsT pRiCe?

“Not Donald, the crack I smoked made me list it for an amount that I definitely did not want”

That's the time I answer with no but for you I can specially do it at a 10% premium!

[Thomo]

On 4/8/2022 at 4:35 PM, karma said:

do you have your Large advertised bike in a Medium maybe?

Fair question if it's  a dealer. 🤷‍♂️

How do think a got my 54 when a 56 was advertised. 😊

[FirstV8]

Item advertised for R1000 .and the always asked question "Is that your best price  " My answer "No  i would like R1500 "  Buyer then  answers but its higher than advertised . Well read your question "BEST PRICE " dummy . 

[nox1111]

I just got an offer at 25% of what I advertised an item for with this. "I'm a student and don't have a lot of money..."

I can not even.

[Mountain Goat]

Is the surf board in the background for sale? 

[Jewbacca]

12 minutes ago, nox1111 said:

I just got an offer at 25% of what I advertised an item for with this. "I'm a student and don't have a lot of money..."

I can not even.

If they wrote 'a lot' and not 'alot', take the hit, they are trying!

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

[jcza]

Not trying to low-ball but my budget is x (50% of advertised price) 

[nox1111]

11 minutes ago, jcza said:

Not trying to low-ball but my budget is x (50% of advertised price) 

I once asked a guy on availability and his price on an item he had removed before I contacted him, and so I wasn't sure what he was asking. When he told me his price, I could not justify paying that amount, so I thanked him for his communication and bowed out - not to lowball him. He tuned me: Such good manners, I'll drop the price by 20% - and that price I could justify. So I thanked him and paid the man.

[PhilipV]

19 hours ago, nox1111 said:

I just got an offer at 25% of what I advertised an item for with this. "I'm a student and don't have a lot of money..."

I can not even.

Reply with "I have two kids, a mortgage and pay my own medical aid. I have even less money."

[nox1111]

24 minutes ago, PhilipV said:

Reply with "I have two kids, a mortgage and pay my own medical aid. I have even less money."

You know how to cut to the core of me Philip!

[guidodg]

I really have no problem with people asking if something is still available...after all I would as the same to open up the conversation.

 

I have a problem in that after somebody asks me if something is available and I say "yes it is"...then I get radio silence...and this happens all the time..